A female peeping tom; a female who enjoys looking at her female roommates while they change; often look when they are told not to look and use being spoken to as an excuse for looking.
Sandy: "Megan, don't turn around I'm changing"
*Megan turns around and looks at Sandy.
Sandy: "Megan! I told you not to turn around!"
Megan: "Sorry! But I automatically look at someone when they speak to me."
Sandy: "You're a peeping megan!"
*Megan turns around and looks at Sandy.
Sandy: "Megan! I told you not to turn around!"
Megan: "Sorry! But I automatically look at someone when they speak to me."
Sandy: "You're a peeping megan!"
by Pimpthesebitchesandfuckthesehoes April 09, 2007
Objectively very hideous 35 year old loser who lives on online message boards stalking and comparing herself to strangers all day long. Makes up fake stories and lies about her life when in real life she gets no male attention and all males find her repulsive. Uses forums to pretend to be the beautiful woman she wishes she was offline as a form of escapism. Obsessive and envious over younger women who get men in real life because she's an incel virgin who is too ugly to get a man.
by Joppa Lee May 21, 2020
Megan Thomas is a girl with the most amazing everything. She's is extremely intelligent, funny, and she knows how to argue until she wins. She never gives up & she's just awesome all around. She has the biggest heart, and makes the most perfect girlfriend.
Him: "Oh my gosh.. did you just see that gorgeous girl walk by?!"
Dude 2: "She was so a Megan Thomas!!
Dude 2: "She was so a Megan Thomas!!
by blblbl13 September 07, 2011
cheap tranny who starred in the Transformers movies. underwent numerous plastic surgery to look hot and is beleived to be the "hottest woman alive" by numerous men. trying too hard to look like Angelina Jolie, and is actually not hot at all.
by SexyLexie September 01, 2009
-"Actress" of average skill and average looks.
-Tries too hard to look like Angelina Jolie even though she'll never admit it.
-Has the same vapid, open mouth look on her face
-Has an inflated ego and says stupid shit that fanboys think are "cool" and "funny" but those of us with a brain recognize that they make her sound stupid
-Thinks she's the "rebel" of Hollywood, but really she's exactly like every other Hollywood whore
-Quoted as saying she doesn't want to be famous because of her looks but continues to pose naked for various magazines
-Basically only 15 year old fan boys think she's hot but don't try to disagree with them, they'll just tell you that you're either a gay guy or a jealous female.
-Tries too hard to look like Angelina Jolie even though she'll never admit it.
-Has the same vapid, open mouth look on her face
-Has an inflated ego and says stupid shit that fanboys think are "cool" and "funny" but those of us with a brain recognize that they make her sound stupid
-Thinks she's the "rebel" of Hollywood, but really she's exactly like every other Hollywood whore
-Quoted as saying she doesn't want to be famous because of her looks but continues to pose naked for various magazines
-Basically only 15 year old fan boys think she's hot but don't try to disagree with them, they'll just tell you that you're either a gay guy or a jealous female.
by katie was here July 05, 2009
Some ignorant woman with poor acting skills.
She's only attractive because of all the surgery she has had.
She often does interviews were she highly contradicts herself, hence why she is a dumb bitch.
She's only attractive because of all the surgery she has had.
She often does interviews were she highly contradicts herself, hence why she is a dumb bitch.
Megan Fox:I used to cut myself when i was younger. I was really insecure.blah blah blah. I have a strong confident vagina.
The world:Yeah sure Megan, because you know, vagina's aren't apart of you.
The world:Yeah sure Megan, because you know, vagina's aren't apart of you.
by xemilymariex November 12, 2009
Overrated. The girl version of Matthew McConaughey. Megan is just another person who shouldn't be put on the pedestal like she is some sort of goddess. Just remember that Megan Fox takes dumps & she has toes for thumbs. Oh & she doesn't look like Angelina Jolie! How do they even fit in the same sentence? I don't get that.
Teen Brother: MEGAN FOX IS HOTTTTTTTTTT!!!
Brittany Spankers: You sad, lonely boy. Even if she were as hot as you say is, she isn't spending her time daydreaming about a 14-year-old boy. Get over it.
Brittany Spankers: You sad, lonely boy. Even if she were as hot as you say is, she isn't spending her time daydreaming about a 14-year-old boy. Get over it.
by Snickertoodle February 08, 2010