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by Spicyspectrum June 3, 2021

Mass Text

When someone is incredibly bored and sends the same text to many different people at the same time in the desperate hope of getting a response or when something important or at least important to the texter and it just MUST BE TOLD TO EVERYONE like merry christmas....or its my birthday.
When the text end with everybody or guys its probably the dreaded "mass text".

Lizzy: Holy crap!!! That hottie Bill just texted me!!
Erica: What did he say?
Lizzy: hey
Erica: I got the same one...its just a mass text. Don't answer that. He's just bored.

by Lopsicle December 25, 2009

Carribean Butthole Massage

With a very dark man in the background playing a steel drum, line the outer rim of your partners anus with pineapple. Cover your right hand with half of a coconut and vigorously punch the pineapple into the anus. Repeat as necessary.

I gave Lisa a Carribean butthole massage last night.

by The shocka August 11, 2009

chest massage

A style of massage used on females breasts and chests. It begins with a gentle rub down of the upper chest, and collar bone. Then continues down to the outer rib cage, and under the arms, AROUND the outer edge of the breasts. From there work your way UNDER the breasts, and push firmly, and up into the lower part of the breast that hangs down when the female is upright. Then proceed to firmly rub the outer perimeter of the breast, where the breast begins to protrude from the chest, with your fingertips, circling around the perimeter. Be sure to give the cleavage some attention, rubbing up and down between the bosoms, and sliding with moderate pressure. Then place your hands firmly on the lower rib cage about 3-5 inches UNDER the bosom, and repeatedly squeeze firmly, and rub the lower rib cage with a fair amount of pressure. Work your way from that to cupping the females bosom in your hands and pushing on them with moderate pressure, being sure NOT to cause discomfort to the woman. When the breast is compressed firmly, proceed to make multiple minute movements with your fingertips, a sort of squeezing motion. This part of the massage should give the woman pleasure, and possible climax. Now return to the edge of the bosom, and begin a circular motion working up the breast with your fingertips gently stroking and rubbing NOT pushing in (the female breast is sensitive, and pushing in with your fingertips may cause the female pain, or aching), until you reach the nipple. When nipple is reached, continue the motion, but on edge of the nipples, or the areola. Then proceed to gently squeeze the nipples between your forefinger and thumb, making a gentle twist motion with the nipple between your fingers. This is the part that will cause the most pleasure in the female. From here you may want to rub some cool water on the nipple, then blow on it. For some women this makes EXTREME pleasure. From the point the massage is complete. You have just done a full chest/breast massage. You can feel free to mix it up with lubricants, or gels for an even more erotic experience.

I gave the cute cheerleader a wink and the next thing I know we are in her bedroom and I am giving her a chest massage

by E Doggy May 20, 2007

Masashi Kishimoto

The author of the popular manga series "Naruto". Beloved and worshipped by many Narutards for his manga / anime Naruto, however he's heavily criticized by Narutards for killing off many of their favorite characters in Part 2 and was forced to "revive" them with his infamous "plot no jutsu" after receiving many death threats from Narutards.

During Part 1 Naruto
Narutard#1: Masashi Kishimoto sama is a god! Naruto is the best manga ever!!
Narutard#2: I Agree!

*Part 2 Naruto*
Narutard#1: Omg did you see how Sasuke survived against Deidara's explosion? When will Kishi stop sucking Sasuke's dick?

Narutard#2: If Kishimoto dares to kill of Hinata and Kakashi I'll stop watching Naruto, buy a plane ticket to Japan and slit his throat!

Normal Naruto readers: .....

Kishimoti is also a victim of Narutards, not only normal Naruto readers.

by mangareader July 12, 2009

Thai Massage

A very nice massage, usually given with copious amounts of oil.

Once you strip naked in front of a 17 year old thai masseus, you lay down on a bed where she proceeds to give you the best massage of your life.

Towards the end of the massage, you'll be prompted to receive a "sexy massage". At this point she'll negotiate a price with you, ranging from 12$-15$. keep in mind, this is Thailand where its perfectly legal to sleep with a 12 year old but deathly illegal to smoke marijuana.

After the negotiations are complete, you'll get the best damn fucking handjob ever.

Boyfriend: Hey babe, can you give me a Thai Massage?

Girlfriend: Gross no i wont fulfill your sick Asian fantasies..

by redzone1 March 28, 2009

Mass Effect nerd

A famous person on Funny Pics app for Iphone. Quite possibly the coolest being that has ever existed. He likes his bitches blue.

Dude, Mass Effect nerd talked to me.... O.O

by mortified__penguin October 29, 2010