Lobster Claw

The act of grasping a girls ass and pussy at the same time. Your thumb is on her ass and the remaining fingers are on her pussy.

I met this girl at a club and when she turned to get a drink I gave her the Lobster Claw. Instead of getting a drink, she pulled me into the bathroom where I not only Lobster Clawed her somemore, but did it with her pants off.

by the wrEcKless 1 January 5, 2011

Lobster Pajamas

when a boy wears tights and his penis sticks to his leg.

After playing Peter Pan in the play, I had total lobster pajamas

by aDAMishawt February 9, 2015

lobsterpot

main love of your life

Hey lobsterpot - how's tricks?

by The Mamma with the Quan October 23, 2007

Lobster Bibbin'

Ejaculating on someones chest while they're asleep, then sticking a fast food napkin to it.

I was totally Lobster Bibbin' that drunk bitch last night.

by Mistress Cornbread November 26, 2010

conklin the lobster

mrs artman

a mentally retarded sexual preditor who wears red all of the time to hide her real idenity... a bear

luke is such a queer conklin the lobster

by batmanhasaids August 14, 2008

Nigerian Dirty Lobster

backwards tittie fuck while twisting the nipples

She enjoyed it when I gave her a Nigerian Dirty Lobster last night.

by Rob Drama May 7, 2011

lobstallion

A big lobstar who knows how to use it

Billy the lobstallion is giving it to me large

by Lobstar January 19, 2008