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National Slap Lincoln Day

May 4th is National Slap Lincoln Day! Find a Lincoln and slap him!
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about national slap lincoln day?

Guy 2: Oh yeah! I think there's a Lincoln in my math class

Both guys: let's get em.
by Ava_The_Cado March 11, 2020
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abe lincoln

Just before you're about to go down on a girl with a hairy bush, you squirt some krazy glue on your chin, and quickly go to town. Her hair will instantly become bonded to your chin. When her pubes are sufficiently adhered, you yank your face up quickly thus yanking most of the pubic hair out of her mount. You are now covered with an Abe Lincoln type beard.
This is actually a "partial" abe lincoln. See full abe lincoln for more details.
Dude, I gave that beeotch an abe lincoln, and now she wants to charge me with assault!! whats up with that!?!
by Joe Swift June 9, 2007
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Abe Lincoln coke run

Its when you lay a big fat guy on his back, shave his tummy hair, and glue it to his chin. then put out a rail of coke or meth, or heroine, (whatever you perfer, any powdery substance works, even baby powder) on his smooth tummy and gork it.
Darby hippos are known to have hairy stomachs...I laid that baby Darby on his back, and i havent slept since my abe lincoln coke run.
by Old man Dub November 2, 2009
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Lincoln Log

When a cadet at West Point becomes sexually aroused during a class or meeting in Lincoln Hall his/her erection is called a 'Lincoln Log'.
CDT X: "Have you seen those paintings in Lincoln Hall?"

CDT Y: "Yeah, dude. I go up to the second floor during class sometimes. There's one painting of a naked woman, it totally gives me a Lincoln Log."

CDT X: "Yeah, same. It's so sick when the instructors forget to lock the doors to Lincoln Hall. I can't tell you how many times I've gone in there and beat Navy."
by J Company, 5th Regiment March 6, 2013
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Abraham Lincoln

Definition #4 is good but one correction: You can do it from the front (tit side) if the girl has a hairy asshole.
WOW, your butt hair looks good on my chin.
by Sir J. May 5, 2005
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Lincoln Park Middle School

a school in lincoln park, nj of fucktard prick kids who go to an even more fucked up highschool in boonton. Guys are dicks, girls are hoes and bitches. 8th graders think their all that, 7th graders are dicks, 6th graders pose 7th graders, and 5th graders are quiet and get shorter and more douchebaggish every fucking year
Which school are you from?
I'm from Lincoln Park Middle School
Asshole *kid walks away*
by UNANONYMOUS :P December 8, 2010
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Lincoln Lawyer

A lawyer whose private practice is doing so poorly that he goes to extremes to cut costs (such as running his office out of his car or the local Starbux). These lawyers are not always incompetent (some may have experienced a stroke of bad luck).

The term originated from a misperception in the movie "The Lincoln Lawyer" that the protagonist, Mickey Haller, has to run his office out of his car. Although his clients are far from one-percenters, he appears to run a modestly successful law practice. The movie does not disclose why Haller prefers to use his car as his office.
The Hyper-Chicken lawyer in the Futurama episode "Insane in the Mainframe" is most likely a lincoln lawyer.

Judge: counselor, what evidence do you offer to support this new plea of insanity?

Chicken Lawyer: Well, for one, they done hired me to represent them.

:::Judge bangs gavel:::

Judge: Insanity plea is accepted!
by Cruddy December 27, 2012
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