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LIFE

In reply to the most overused definition how you are expected to believe life itself is a bigger virus than hiv that they insist means aids.... so here i go: when the aliens discovered an empty planet name (read following) home they decided the only logical thing to do was take a big brown chunk and stick a nut of neptunium in it and say by the time I get away I already created a single cell that replicates into a retard known as two opposite sexes that never stop fucking like rabbits the Aliens knew would exist several eons later.
1.) If they created LIFE what the hell is neptunium?
by djsee4 September 26, 2011
mugGet the LIFEmug.

Life

Life makes me feel depressed.
by memes that keep me going February 8, 2018
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life

She tossed my salad and it felt so freaking wonderful is the life
by gcock June 3, 2013
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life

a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. there is no known cure.
the aim of life is to stay alive until you die
by bunda September 23, 2012
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Life

a living place where nothing is perfect. Everything don't turn your way but it will
by Heyitmehh July 12, 2015
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Life

Hey can I ask you a question?
Yeah sure.
What's life?
Simple. It's Music.
by Enihs July 11, 2011
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life

life sucks and i hate it
by numberone111 May 31, 2009
mugGet the lifemug.

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