gizz lettuce

When you go to friendly's and you order a chicken basket and recieve cole slaw AKA gizz lettuce.

Friend: Would you like some of this cole slaw?
You: Fuck that, it looks like gizz lettuce.

by Fok Mwe May 5, 2005

Lettuce

Hilarious - Really Funny

Not sure of the origin, but it works well to describe anything that is funny.

1. That comedian last night was fucking lettuce! I couldn't stop laughing.

2. Person 1: "What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A Senator."

Person 2: "Lettuce!"

by Brainbarf August 26, 2013

Lettuce.

Lettuce as in something organic and delicious for you to eat. Referring to the concept of becoming intimate with a woman for the first time. The Lettuce suggests that the two of you have been building up to this event for some time and that this is not a superfluous moment but instead the start of some very serious long term fucking.

Rose and I had known each other for years and we both knew that it was time we got down to it. So I said, " Shall I have some of your Lettuce."

by A-Paul_ing_behavior January 27, 2009

lettuce picker

greg sucking dick

greg sucked a dick like a lettuce picker

by gregsucksdick December 10, 2013

French Lettuce

'French Lettuce' is a term meaning condom.

it's an old term as my parents use it...

girl; i'm ready

boy; okay, let me go get the french lettuce
girl; okay make sure it's on properly

girl; i'm pregnant...
boy; OMG! the french lettuce must of had a whole in it....

by urbansmartypants123 November 8, 2011

lettuce

Often used among South Florda surfers. It means about the same as weak because it is used to describe something lacking value or strength.

Surfer 1: "That swell still goin off bro?"
Surfer 2: "Nah, the winds got on it"
Surfer 1: "Lettuce"

by Betsea87 April 15, 2008

lettuce

A word used to describe a person with no redeeming qualities. Comes from the fact that lettuce has no nutritional value.

Similar to "brings nothing to the table"

John isn't coming out tonight.

That kid is lettuce!

by the bottom April 12, 2008