Has a girlfriend but she's not cute or nice and he should be with me and anyone would be lucky to be with Landon
Girl A: I am so happy I'm dating Landon
Girl B: well he just told me to break up with you for him and now is dating me so ok
Girl B: well he just told me to break up with you for him and now is dating me so ok
by I only have potatos November 18, 2018
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Something posted of facebook the poster knows his/her friends will enjoy seeing that is not published, in the hopes that they will haphazzardly stumble across it.
The info section of Ricky's Facebook profile is just loaded with facebook landmines. I laughed my ass of reading it.
by the f--boi January 1, 2010
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Did you hear the names of the stars for Brokeback Mountain's sequel "Saddelsore Canyon" Those landon guys are going to play as the two protagonists!
by Moriae December 6, 2006
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by Jimmy April 22, 2005
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