sack-lumpos

these are produced after a male beaing has had a hernia in the scrotal region. the muscles contract creating an odd pointed shape with two bright red dots on each testicle. the main difference between these and scrotum tits are that in the case of sack-lumpos, milk does not seap out o fthe scrotal pores.

"Yo! shit! i got some fuckin sack-lumpos, dog!"
"My bitch won't fuck me, because my sack-lumpos is nasty, b"
"My sack-lumpos is itchy, dog"
"When i rub my sack-lumpo nipples, my weanie smells like mayonaise"

by am h December 18, 2005

dumpy lumpkins

colorful term for little pebble-like turds; looks like the inside of a shotgun shell and sounds like dropping a handful of marbles in the toilet. Interchangeable, see also lumpy dumpkins

did you just put your marbles in the toilet or do you have a case of dumpy lumpkins?

by rustylongsword June 27, 2010

Umpa Lumpa

Creepy midget that wears creepy makeup and sings creepy songs for its creepy candy masters. It is soulless, having long since lost its humanity and driven insane by a diet consisting entirely of sugar and occasionally innocent, abandoned children. In battle, usually traveling in packs, it is able to channel the glucose stored in its defiled body to become rage incarnate. Despite its appearance, it is ruthlessly efficient and incredibly difficult to kill.

We're in some real pretty Umpa Lumpa shit now man... That's it man, game over man, game over!

What do you mean "THEY cut the power"? How could Umpa Lumpas cut the power, man? They're animals!

Look there's something moving in here and it ain't us! Reading's off the charts man! Umpa Lumpas all around us man! What the hell?

by shelax November 6, 2008

lumpia

eggroll like Filipino snack, normally folded neatly like an envelope; also used as a weapon when thrown.

Dude Gerv is pissed, he is throwing six month old beef lumpia at me.

by Greg Brady October 15, 2003

Lumptious

A true lumptious object is one that’s lumpy yet lucious at the same time. It’s beautiful and mostly occurs in fairy tails! Yet it also radiates fantastical energy.

Wow that is a lumptious mushroom you got there!!!

by Lumptious Larry May 6, 2018

lumpily

Lumps in the wrong place's on one's self, on a belonging or on an item

Sandra - "I slept like a rock last night"
Tom - "What? Lumpily?"

by Mr.T~P January 31, 2007

Lumpy Coal

A piece of shit in the Christmas Stocking...

Everyone's so happy... yet I can't even reuse my Christmas stocking cause some wise fuck left me a LUMPY COAL.

by Fecal Elf December 29, 2009