Log Sawing

When one defecates on a woman's chest (see also: Cleavland Steamer), with the fecal matter landing horizontally to her breasts, and then saws the fecal matter in half whilst boning her through the sweet boobage.

After I gave her a Cleveland steamer, I gave her a good old fashioned log sawing.

by astoriaboy28 March 27, 2009

logging off

n : manual stimulation of the genital organs while playing on your personal computer.

Chris was logging off before he went home for the day.

by Chris da raiser October 20, 2005

full log

The state of the penis in full upright position/erect

Man I was so hot last night I went full log.

Did you see that, she's so fine I about went full log.

That sexy ass makes me go full log every time.

by AVM10183 January 2, 2014

Satans log

When you take a shit at least two times the diameter of your butthole

Me taking a shit

OOWWWW IT FEELS LIKE I SHAT OUT SATANS LOG

by Hehe I cheated March 9, 2021

Skol log

Shit covered wood or a wooden object used to anally violate somebody

That Josh is real skol log.

by Pliznay February 11, 2020

log slam

To fuck roughly.

My girlfriend loves it when I log slam her ass and call her a slut.

by SamTheSlayer September 30, 2012

Beach Log

The act of shitting in a cat's litter box, preferably at a party, otherwise you are just a douchebag.

Jesse thought he was finished cleaning up after his party, when he found a beach log in his cat's litter box.

or

Adam thought Lisa was a stuck up bitch so while at her party he left her a beach log.

by Twice bitten June 26, 2009