limp blimp

donald trump in bed

as hot as milania is, the president is still a limp blimp.

by burbman1969 November 21, 2020

Limp Jizkit

This is the act of cumming all over oneself or another, while not being one bit hard at all. This usually takes place while drunk with whiskey dick and a hot chick is trying to put that man meat in her clam and you unknowingly just start oozing out globs of piping hot jizz.

Big Easy: So the other night I was attempting to shove my veiny cobra into this slut but was so fucking soft. During like the 37th attempt I just starting spraying my hot volcumic ash all over her fatty and bed sheets. That ever happen to you?

Tyrant: Haha dawg, you must have been wasted as shit bro. I've deff been to a Limp Jizkit concert or 2 in my life. Best part is it is not only a surprise for her, but I was shocked also.

Big Easy: Yea she was drunk too. Hopefully she washes those sheets or she is basically going to be sleeping under a bullet proof vest.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm October 22, 2020

limp dick politics

The majority of modern day politics, where politicians resort to name calling and seeing who can piss off the other through childish tactics and blatant hypocrisy rather than meaningfully challenging their opponents on their ideas.

"Sleepy Joe is such a loser, he did bad in school."
"The other side wants to raise your taxes! Now excuse us while we exempt Jeff Bezos for the third time in a row."
"Man, I hate limp dick politics".

by Lengend47 January 6, 2021

Limp

okay my definition for a limp is when u are not a simp but are not a pimp either. Created by Nicole 2021

Nicole~”I’m not a simp I’m a limp “
GC~”wuts a limp “
Nicole~when ur not a simp but not a pimp either”

by Gump January 11, 2021

Limp

a limp is when you aren't a simp or a pimp so you are between there for you are a limp.

"bro you are such a simp "
"No man I ain't a simp or a pimp I'm a limp"

by Nicole2drippy January 11, 2021

Limp dicking the clit

To do something half ass or put something off until later.

It was extremely hot outside so he waited until the sun goes down. If it does it’ll be nighttime. He’s limp dicking the clit.

by WilksJohannes January 20, 2021

limp toaster

a mentally slow human who has the iq of a toaster and can’t get hard

used as an insult,

“you’re a whole limp toaster”

by Krafffffty February 27, 2021