Morning Legs

When you wake up in the morning and stumble as you take your first steps. Often confused with the feeling of waking up drunk.

I thought I was still drunk when I woke up this morning, but I just had morning legs.

by thekre July 18, 2011

Patrick's leg

An oddly shaped penis, that looks or appears like Patrick Star's leg from the hit kids show, Spongebob Squarepants. The genitalia itself is often short in length.

Why don't you shove your Patrick's Leg in me?

by Wimetime December 14, 2016

Astronaut leg

When you get so baked that your legs won't move. They feel like an astronaut's leg.

"Can you make me a cup of tea?"
"No, I have really bad astronaut leg."

by monkeynuts94 April 01, 2015

Walk legs

When all of your friends have a mode of transportation such as a bike or car but you are walking. ´I forgot my bike, so I just am going on my walk legs´

Origin: Comes from a Danish saying that can´t be translated - Gistrup Fab fucked four are the originators.

Are you on walk legs?

by themanwithlegs November 23, 2015

snow legs

Similar in concept to 'sea legs' - describes the difficulty people have walking in the snow and slush after the 1st heavy snowfall of the season.

I slipped three times on the way here - I guess I haven't got my snow legs yet.

by cosmicblue December 10, 2009

Leg Wrapper

The kind of crazy girl that would wrap her legs and trap you before pulling out. Anchor baby creator with those crazy eyes.

She's got those eyes, definitely a leg wrapper.

by Duncb August 14, 2017

Bonus Leg

Slang term for a penis comparable to a small extra leg.

1."It is difficult for me to wear tight jeans with this bonus leg."
2."OUCH! Right in the bonus leg! That frisbee was really movin', too!"
3. "I could see that the nurse got a little short of breath and tried to hide it when she saw my bonus leg."
4. "so did the doctor.
5. i was considering trying to legally name my bonus leg "THE WOMB RAIDER"

by UNCLEJIMMY1976 September 11, 2010