knobjob

Another name for a handjob. Also can be referred to as a KJ.

We went into the hotdog stand and she gave me a knobjob.

by Frank Jaeger December 18, 2003

knob choker

A person engaged in activities gratifying to self but ultimately useless.

The head of HR is a major knob choker.

by Smoodge the Naked August 11, 2006

Knob Garage

Another word for Vagina. Only used for clean, well maintained safe ones (STD free) that will avoid damage to your knob parked overnight.

"That bird the other night looked well dodgy. Did you go to the clinic for a checkup after?"

"Nah mate, she had the perfect Knob Garage"

by The Pag Mafia July 3, 2014

knobbered

Drunk, slurring words, unsteady on feet, No coordination , no recall.

Neddy went to his local bar and came home knobbered.

by Maude xx December 10, 2016

Knob-end

A person exhibiting retrogressive, non-constructive, contrarian or un-reconstructed behaviour.

That guy over there is being a total knob-end.

by BillyNoJustNo August 15, 2018

Nickel City Knobber

The act of smothering your penis in Frank’s Red Hot and blue cheese before receiving a blow job. Can be turned into a deluxe version with the addition of a celery stick placed up ones’ ass.

Very popular in Western New York.

That whore charged me an extra $10 for a nickel city knobber…it was worth and she liked the celery afterwards!

by Iben Wakenoff August 19, 2016

knob

british slang for penis

"I could eat a knob at night" - Karl Pilkington

by phoebster September 22, 2009