dirt in her kitchen

When your having anal sex and switch to vaginal without cleaning your cock off!

That filthy whore loves it when i get dirt in her kitchen, and help her make Hungarian hotdogs

by Darkstar013 August 21, 2016

soup kitchen porn

Porn that stars actresses who clearly aren't having any of it. The ones that act like they like what's going on, but really are hating it. It's like your going to a soup kitchen and getting free porn as a handout. None of that classy high roller porn!

Jamie: "This girl is looking like she's fighting back from gagging...or just trying to make enough money for a sandwich"

Steve: "Yeah, she is not liking that position at all!"

Jamie "Um, Steve...where did you find this soup kitchen porn?"

by J9 gold digger October 1, 2012

Butterfly Kitchen Appliances

Every kitchen’s best friend. Whether you're a novice or a MasterChef, Butterfly Kitchen Appliances are there for your rescue. Looks stylish, makes cooking effortless and brings recipes to life.

"Delicious meals all the time? It's definitely the magic of Butterfly Kitchen Appliances"

by WoWChef November 24, 2021

scrub my kitchen

drinking a whole bottle of wine and enjoying fine online porn while the family is out of town

Thank God my husband took the kids and went to his family reunion this weekend. I finally got to scrub my kitchen.

by Vrkitout June 30, 2011

broken the kitchen sink

An expression that denotes a political imbalance within the microbiome of a host organism.

"The H. pylori have drafted a referendum in regards to acidifcation of the fundus, and its seems to have broken the kitchen sink. The Escherichia coli are marching on the Rugae this afternoon in protest."

by whole.grains March 30, 2020

kitchen shittin drunk

The state of mind in which one is so inebriated that the kitchen seems a suitable substitute for the shitter.

1) Yeah man, I don't know what happened to that Cuisinart and 196 piece dinette set complete with napkin rings and douche lube- I was kitchen shittin drunk last night.

2)Nobody invites aunt carol over anymore, that bitch is always kitchen shittin drunk.

by fatherfart November 27, 2009

Guatemalan Soup Kitchen

1. A soup kitchen in Guatemala

2. Another name for a breakaway in hockey

3. Dipping one's genitals into a mouthful of salsa during fornication.

1. While visiting Guatemala, I ate at a Guatemalan Soup Kitchen.

2. There goes Toews on a Guatemalan Soup Kitchen! He could score!

3. Dude, my balls are totally on fire after that Guatemalan Soup Kitchen, don't use hot salsa.

by Ady Marlow July 5, 2010