Swift and intense negative happenings in someone’s life after they screw over or do something shady to another person, sometimes a friend but not always can be a random person.
“Did you hear J got fucked up in that car accident?” “Yeah I heard that sucks but it’s Instant Karma man he should have never made shit up on D and called CPS.”
by The Dark Doc December 30, 2017
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Man: "Excuse me, may I buy a cigarette from you?"
Woman: "You can just have one."
Man: "Thanks! That's good smoker's karma."
Woman: "You can just have one."
Man: "Thanks! That's good smoker's karma."
by benjifranklinthe9th January 3, 2011
Get the Smoker's Karma mug.When John McCain and the GOP launched their ‘America First’ campaign in 2008, it soon became painfully obvious that it was nothing more than a campaign slogan with the ‘demographic over qualifications’ pick of Sarah Palin as his running mate. Within a matter of days it became evident that Palin had no concept of what the vice president’s job entailed, no insight to the political arena beyond the “Leaving Wasilla” road sign in south-central Alaska and was very poorly read.
Palin cost McCain the election and was snubbed by the Republican Party. So what’s a pitbull in lipstick to do? Write a book, quit your job, pack up the Governor’s Mansion, and hit the road to stir the ‘Real Americans’ into a psychotic frenzy by promising them a way to ‘Take Back America.’
Two years later, through a politically cruel twist of fate for the GOP, Sarah Palin, along with such pseudo celebrities as Glen Beck, Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, now commands the largest contingent of misfits in the history of American politics – The Tea Party – and they’re splitting the Republican Party right down the middle.
Palin cost McCain the election and was snubbed by the Republican Party. So what’s a pitbull in lipstick to do? Write a book, quit your job, pack up the Governor’s Mansion, and hit the road to stir the ‘Real Americans’ into a psychotic frenzy by promising them a way to ‘Take Back America.’
Two years later, through a politically cruel twist of fate for the GOP, Sarah Palin, along with such pseudo celebrities as Glen Beck, Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, now commands the largest contingent of misfits in the history of American politics – The Tea Party – and they’re splitting the Republican Party right down the middle.
Although the Tea Party doesn’t yet have the numbers to win seats in the big elections, they do have the numbers to take votes away from the other candidates so they can’t win them either – and where are most of these votes coming from? The Republican Party. How’s that for Political Karma?
by Politic Ric October 26, 2010
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by 12345Bob12345 August 18, 2007
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by Mongoose87 April 12, 2009
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Yeah! Didn't Tom make fun of gay marriage when the law was passed in NY?
Oh yeah! He did.
Sounds like a bad case of Gay Karma.
Yeah! Didn't Tom make fun of gay marriage when the law was passed in NY?
Oh yeah! He did.
Sounds like a bad case of Gay Karma.
by Sjbora June 28, 2011
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George had a past sexual indiscretion with someone’s eye socket. Years later, eye karma visited George when during a rifle shoot, a shell casing tumbled perfectly and wedged between his safety glasses and his eye lid. His eye lid was seared. Poor George.
by JoeyD-PSC June 17, 2019
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