Rylee Lloyd-Jones

Rylee is pretty fucken cool he is the man and really short. He can throw cheese at your eyes and make them bleed which is fucken built different. we worship rylee and treasure him.

Olivia: “Rylees so cool”
Maddy: “yeah ikr, if only i could be him”
Olivia: “i wish i was Rylee Lloyd-Jones”

by lowkey.ol.via February 17, 2021

Alfred F Jones

The hero of the Hetalia series. He’s known for being a stupid idiot who makes a lot of stupid plan but always wants to help others. This mf could do anything and the fandom would celebrate. Hetalia America enjoyers are all simps.

Person: Look! Alfred F Jones danced in front of the White House in Hetalia season 420 episode 69!! He’s so cool and cute and ADORABLE

by Original Name July 17, 2021

Star Jones

A fat, loudmouth black woman who had the audacity to have her wedding sponsored. It is rumored that whenever she walks, her elephant steps cause the earth to shake.

Me and my baby daddy is goin' to Star Jones our wedding.

by Erg25 January 18, 2005

QUINCY JONES

The bandleader/musical director/artist/producer/publisher most responsible for some of the best music of the last fifty years.
WORKED WITH/CREATED:
>Sir Duke
>Sinatra
>The Brothers Johnson
>Michael
>George Benson
>Dr.Dre
>Chaka Kahn
>Oprah
>Rod Temperton
Did I forget anybody?...Probably.

A classic rare groove album by QUINCY JONES would be the BODY
HEAT LP from the mid 70's.

by L.MARTIN December 5, 2005

jone

To "make fun of" is to "jone." Limited to DC region. Word derives from the local African American culture.

She was jonin on you because you're ugly.

by Andy April 13, 2004

Than Jones

A qualifier that denotes an extreme.

1. Man...you are worse than Jones.
2. This sandwich is tastier than Jones.
3. I hit trip aces on the flop, I am luckier than Jones.

by Howard Wangovich January 23, 2006

Zach Jones

A Marijuana smoking genius, defined as one of the best looking men as far as history can go back, this man has the most tallent and ambition than most people, he rarely fights but when he does faces are permanently damaged. he can be a lazy bastard but that is his only flaw. his touch with women is orgasmic, never once described as "OK" or "Kidna Good" its always "FANTASTIC" or "The Best Ive Ever Had". He only Hangs out with fly people and PIMP'S, But he is considered "KING PIMP". always well dressed and smells like marijuana smoke or cherry scented vagina. Its known to be good luck to pull down his pants and suck his penis, unless you get smacked in the mouth kuz your ugly. he has vanquished any obstacle in his path and always will. If you meet someone with this name you must bow as if he was a god because he is similar to a god.

Zach Jones is the best looking pimp, with the biggest dick.

by mr.mackwithabigsack February 3, 2012