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jock oil

“He sucked me clean of my jock oil last night bro”
by Bruce Willie September 4, 2021
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jock-a-versity

A jock-a-versity is an institution where the jockular values of athletics trump the life of the mind, where tailgating and the big Saturday game get more attention than academic pursuits.
Most universities today meet the definition of a jock-a-versity, especially the BCS institutions. They play athletics on a professional level, pandering to an undergraduate student body that values highly attending sports events and partying.
by Circus Room October 21, 2011
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Plastic Jock

Someone of non Scottish origin who has lived in Scotland long enough to pick up the language,slang and mannerisms of a Scot and to the non Scots ear may sound Scottish but is infact not.May even on occassion claim to be Scottish.Usually given away by a twang of their original accent,a healthy complexion or lack of ginger hair.

"Plastic" as in fake.

"Jock" as in commonly used slang for a Scotsman.
He may sound a bit Scottish but hes English,hes a Plastic Jock.
by Haggis0 July 6, 2009
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Jock Juice

Also known as Jock's Delight, this beverage consists of any flavor of Gatorade mixed with rum. Results in speedy intoxication. Loved by jocks, because they are used to drinking Gatorade 24/7.
Tim: Hey Seth you want to party tonight?
Seth: for sure!
Tim: Down for some Jock Juice?
Seth: Aren't I always?
by Larry Meathead June 19, 2007
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Jock Socks

Jock Socks are what nerds, geeks, or people who hate jocks/sporty people Call crew socks (preferably Nike Elites) or any type of basketball sock.
Burt: "Hey did you did you see Jacob walking around in his jock socks?"

Andy: "I know they are so stupid!"
by bandit dewski February 22, 2015
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dildo jock

An asshole or complete loser. A person who sucks.
-Man, Larry really pisses me off. I can't stand him.

-I agree, Tom. Larry is a dildo jock.
by Eye to the Tron February 1, 2008
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Bohemian Jock

A type of young person with both jock and hipster artsy characteristics.

One who plays the varsity sports and gets the hot chicks while also participating in unjockly like activities such as painting and drawing, writing, acting, and taking drugs. They have an undetermined future and are consistently lost. They are usually self centered but can be quite charming at times.
The character of Aron Ralston played by James Franco in 127 Hours is a bohemian jock.

David Duchovny is a bohemian jock in almost every role he plays.

Indiana Jones is a bohemian jock. While deeply interested in the arts, literature, and knowledge, he also kills people and gets with good looking women.
by Lyle Pratt April 5, 2011
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