fruit roll job

The act of wrapping a fruit roll up around your dick and receiving a blow job.

Dude, Stacey would not give me head last night until I gave into a fruit roll job.

by FruityDMan January 28, 2014

bleach job

When someone wearing Crest whitestrips (or other teeth whitening product) performs fellatio.

Maggie swallowed one of her Aquafresh white trays while giving Doug a bleach job.

by scoges July 17, 2009

Mask job

When you put your penis between a face mask and someone's mouth and use the mask to cum.

My girl is so scared of the 'rona that she only gives me mask jobs now!

by Ghostlierrabbit May 8, 2020

Briar Job

When a girl is giving you a blow job on the highway and you flip your car on climax.

My girlfriend and I were on a road trip. She gave be a Briar Job on the highway.

by EvilDrWilson June 7, 2020

101 Job

Double vaginal penetration (i.e. two penises simultaneously inserted in to a vagina).

The number 101 is an example of iconicity whereby the number 1 represents a penis and the number 0 represents a vagina.

"I must call up to Limerick there Friday night to do a 101 job"

by cheesy454 November 17, 2022

Big Kid Job

A Big Kid Job is one's first job upon completing college or some other form of higher learning. Essentially, this job is the beginning of an actual career rather than continuing along a string of shitty, unprofessional, or unskilled positions.

"Hey man, did you guys hear that Bob just got his first big kid job? No more boozing until 3 AM on Wednesdays for him . . ."

by big dick boss January 31, 2009

Hank Job

the name given to the sexual act of rubbing a chode or several chode against one's own chode. It is highly popular with fat homosexuals.

hey i just walked in to my son's room while he was getting a hank job,so i decided to join him.

by Kwayne Carter April 20, 2014