Slower Jersey

Any area south of the Driscoll Bridge of the Garden State Parkway and/or the Route 1 Corridor to TRENTON.

People below this area are definitely “DIFFERENT” than North Jersey people. Usually found to be racist inbred, lower class, red necks who drive raised pick up trucks, and enjoy many different types of Beastiality.

They claim “Jersey” as their home butmin reality, they are not welcome here.

Look at all these Slower Jersey fucks with their raised pick up trucks.

by Mr BigStuff2 June 3, 2018

New Jersey fried Street Chicken

a pidgeon, caught in New Jersey and fried on a grill. The motto is "it's just pidgeon's"
the joke was made by the youtuber JeromeASF.

Waiter: 'What would you like?'
Bob: 'I would like the New Jersey fried Street Chicken'

by CookiesncreamwithsomeBLAST April 16, 2020

jersey bump

A method of parallel parking in which the parker rams both the car in front and behind it, then settles in the middle.

Usually seen in the hood where little regard is given to one's hooptie.

Terry pulled into the spot and jersey bumped the shit out of the car in front of him, making the alarm go off.

by Brick City Baller February 19, 2007

new jersey meathook

A slight curvature of the index finger inserted into the anal cavity of your love companion.

Is that dirt underneath your fingernail, or have you been new jersey meathooking in the east coast?

by Mike Barbary May 30, 2006

new jersey meat hook

During vaginal sex from behind, i.e. doggie style, the man, or woman with strap on, inserts index and middle fingers into the anus of the pentrated. Forming the fingers into a hook shape, the woman is lifted up and down on the phallus by the "hook", or hand, as if she were a piece of "meat." Hence, New Jersey Meat Hook

I bent her over and gave her the new jersey meat hook. She loved it... absolutely loved it.

by jeremiahdalemcmastersthethird May 28, 2006

new jersey

A great place with mostly friendly people. South Jersey is lovely. Lots of expensive Housing developments. Lots of pretty little victortian towns too. Theres nothing like the Jersey Shore or Jersey Tomatoes! Lots of emo is from Jersey. Jersey has a good local punk scene, ive heard too.

Mmm Jersey Tomatoes.

by JJ January 20, 2004

Jersey Shore Exemption

Used to maintain credibility of taste even when you're watching something horrible on the grounds that it's hilarious.

I can keep my indie cred even though I watched Wild Wild West because of the Jersey Shore Exemption.

by TylerDurden365 January 27, 2010