jizz-riddled

To be completely soaked/inundated with semen. Can apply to people or inanimate objects.

1. We've been having sex all day. I am completely jizz-riddled from head to toe.

2. Look at that poor bukake girl- her face is jizz-riddled!

3. I jerked him off several times last night. My sheets and blanket are jizz-riddled.

by Rosa Sparks February 17, 2014

jizz sprinkler

A sophisticated tool used for spreading "jizz" evenly over multiple objects, commonly known as stuff.

I piled all off the stuff in the middle of the room and used my amazing jizz sprinkler to spread the jizz evenly over all the stuff.

by Awhshit! October 16, 2014

Jizz Topping

Decorating a dessert with cum - usually a man's. See Oil Glazing for when it's a woman's

Her cake was rather bland till he applied some jizz topping to it.

by MeLicksalot November 11, 2014

Jizz Nugget

A small crusty ball of dried jizz and hair

Dude, did you see that jizz nugget?

by DarcySux May 6, 2014

jizz whisperer

TV series about a ghost whisperer who stopped talking to the dead to started giving happy endings to the living.

Come to the light little sperm. I'm the jizz whisperer.

by Pepe99 May 31, 2016

Jizz-cident

When an impromptu situation causes extreme excitement for a dude and he uncontrollably jizzes everywhere

The bank is closed today because someone had a jizz-cident in the ATM vestibule

by Kaatkit October 25, 2017

jizz brian

a retard

"haha jizz brian 🦶🏿 cumbrian >: ahaha jīžź břæįň"

by rawrxdrawrxdrawrxdrawrxd October 23, 2019