JackAss

Dude be frontin fo attention

That jackass is a lecherous mo fo!

by fo my pizz da playa August 25, 2006

jackable

a quality in ones balls that makes them very easily jacked.

(see: jackulent)

why may i jack your jackable balls?

by xxoo May 15, 2003

Jackaleptic

(a)..Chronic masturbator.
(b)..One who suffers from the condition "Jackalepsy"

"Doood!! Are you jerking off again? Friggin Jackaleptic!!"

"yeah, I can't help myself..."

by Chris Stock December 28, 2008

Jackass Juggle

juggleing a donkey's balls while having a horse shove its dick up your ass

The desperate man ended up jackass juggleing

by 8675309909 May 4, 2009

Jackassery

1 situation short of a clusterfuck

Q: Did you go to the mall today?

A: Ya. What jackassery. Everyone was acting stupid. If one more person had bumped into me, it would have been a clusterfuck because I was gonna kick some ass.

by Alohaman97 December 19, 2010

Jackassetry

noun ; the quality of being a jackass

Harold's jackassetry ruined the party, but the video of it went viral!

by Detour Veritas June 12, 2015

Jackass

A type of man who claims he likes a female and then decides to show his affection by ignoring her instead of putting his big girl panties on and learns how to use the buttons on his phone to not be a jackass.

Don't be a jackass and text the girl back.

by Stick your stick up November 12, 2017