Jesse

I am Jesse and I am a piece of shit.

Jesse: I fucking hate myself
Friends: me too

by The Jedi Master of Nuts July 19, 2022

Jesse

Talks too much still hiding is the closet needs a few history lessons loves fitting so much that he does stupid shit and follows dumsdums oh be careful he's to stupid to know when he says racist bigomyist comments

A: "Jesse can talk to hours"
B: " yeah talks himself into trouble. He should learn when to shut his mouth"

by Amkrasibaicth July 22, 2022

jesse

the sweetest boy youll ever meet. he may have some anger issues but youll so many butterflies when you see him. he’ll get upset when he loses at games. he’s a good friend. He’s Funny and charming. He’s loyal and Nerdy. He’s the best boyfriend anyone could ask for, so treat him right if get on.

Jesse? oh yeah he’s pretty cool.

by Marpay July 31, 2022

Jesse

A lovely, friendly, handsome person with a great smile. Someone who you can talk about everything in life and still manage to relate to. Great with gals and guys alike. Everyone needs a Jesse.

Jesse, we need to cook.

by koggies July 31, 2022

Jesse

Jesse is a wonderful guy, likely on of the best you'll meet. He's so awesome and funny, not very athletic, but he's smart, kind, and talented. He will treat you right as long as you do same for him. If you meet a Jesse, cherish him because he could be one of the best people you meet.

Guy 1: Jesse just stole my girl!!
Guy 2: How??? Jesse is just like his friend, Kofi, they both hate girls
Guy 1: I know, that is why I am shocked
Guy 2: Girls do not like him because he is not athletic and is very weak

by DEdeArMOO August 10, 2022

Jesse

The most caring, thoughtful, mature, good looking guy you’ll ever meet. His smile lights up the room and his laugh is beyond contagious. Any girl would be on cloud nine if he looked her way. His eyes are captivating and will give you butterflies. You are blessed if you have a Jesse in your life.

My boyfriend is such a Jesse.

by ACountryGal August 13, 2022

Jesse

Jesse always acts gay with the homies and he is also secretly gay.

Me: stop acting gay jesse

Jesse: But I am gay

by pusaypounder August 14, 2022