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financial incontinence

In*con*ti*nence, noun (L. incontinentia)

A condition that results in the pissing away of money; piss away money.
I'd be rich if it wasn't for my financial incontinence.
by Matt Haysom February 6, 2009
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Political Incontinence

When a political figure can't control his mouth about some things and nasty things come out of it.
Bowling game points of Obama:

Person a: "Did you hear what Obama said on Leno about his bowling game?"

Person b: "No"

Person a: "He said he bowled a 129 and that he played like special olympics".

Person b: "Oh, right, that's a case of political incontinence."
by franclml April 8, 2009
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slippery indonesian

When a guy and girl are broken up but they still fuck and don't tell anyone about it and it's awkward afterword.
Gerry and sugar tits are broken up but I think they're pulling the ole slippery Indonesian.
by Honestmike May 9, 2014
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headphone incontinence

the socially inappropriate incapacity to keep the noise from one's headphones from leaking all over nearby people (e.g., bus/subway/train passengers, coworkers)
The quiet car is sometimes soaked with headphone incontinence.
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Mental Inconvenience

A moment of forgetfulness, blankness, and general frozen state of mind when facing a question (in particular on a test or that moment when somethings just escaped your mind and you can’t retrieve it)
*student raises their hand to teacher* Excuse me, I’m having a moment of mental inconvenience as I cannot remember how to do this math problem…
by Elyse the beast November 25, 2021
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Consistently inconsistent

Florida’s weather is consistently inconsistent; it’ll be raining one second, and then the next it’ll be completely sunny as though it never rained.
by 2020wasbadbad June 21, 2022
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predatory inconvenience

When a task is made more difficult, or monotonous, with the intent of pushing the task doer to pay for, or agree to, giving up something of value to make the task easier.
I can't believe we have to do so many calculations to complete this form, it feels as though it was designed as a predatory inconvenience.
by StewVanB December 10, 2024
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