Herm

Used to refer to someone who has an attractive face, but an unattractive body. In ancient Greece, a herm (from Hermes) was a long standing block of stone on top of which was carved a man's head. These blocks were otherwise unshaped, but included the frequent presence of genitalia.

Extended in contemporary usage to include members of both sexes and all genders, the word is meant to indicate that the only distinguishing and redeemable features of a particular individual are their face and their genitals.

"Dude, did you see how beautiful that girl was?"
"Bro, she's a fucking herm!"
"A what?"
"A herm... you know, a carface, a body bag--nice face, ugly body."

by HazyKushen May 18, 2016

Chesty Herman

Any male with a larger than average chest. For example someone with man boobs.

Yo, check out the man tits on Chesty Herman over there.

by F. Goats April 28, 2005

Herm

One who is of both sexes.

"Why do I have to sit by herm?"

by Hunk&Pippie December 17, 2008

Herman

A gay friend that loves Naruto and is often obese. He also likes Tai-jutsu but he sucks at it.

Friend: Hey Herman. NARUTO
Herman: Chidori! fuck yeah boy!
Friend: I hate my life. *commits suicide*

by smertieboi 2.0 February 21, 2019

Herman Cained

When you grab a woman behind her head and force her head into your lap.

I just grabbed her head and Herman Cained that bitch.

by Ajohns5 January 1, 2012

herm

pot mixed with enbaulming fluid

yo matt pass that herm dude

yo man let's 2 man party that herm dude

by thomas drummer July 7, 2008

Hermanos

A man with a small penis and an anal fissure.

I went to fuck this dude last night, right as soon as he pulled his pants down i could tell he was a Hermanos.

by PerrierDrinker48 March 21, 2019