Blowing his Horn

The act of sucking your own dick.

No date, no problem. His every Saturday night was taken by staying home and blowing his horn.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Honk your horn

When you squeeze a girls breast in a flirtatious way

"If you keep talking I'm gonna Honk your horn "

by Dandrew Stan May 31, 2017

The Ukranian Fog Horn

A sex act in which you stretch someone’s gaping anus, and scream the words of god into their cream hole.

I was so excited when said she would give me the ukranian fog horn. Too bad it ruptured my anus.

by Sponsored_rapist February 7, 2019

Jeddah Stanley-Horn

Makes fire tunes ya know da vibez broskis

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Jeddah Stanley-Horn

by zaddyaids April 9, 2021

Feel The Horn

The act of inhaling smelling salts in a professional workplace environment.

No better way to start your work-day than to Feel The Horn.

by fred durst 2 May 12, 2023

Dr. Hoontar

The best proctologist you'll ever meet. The only person I will ever let touch my butt. Well versed in the knowledge of colons.

Dr. Hoontar is the best proctologist! He saved my butt many times!

by Dan Sapion February 8, 2020

Shoe horn

A mans use of his thumbs to help insert a limp penis into female vagina. May also be a double shoe horn if one thumb does not assist the limp penis and requires both thumbs for full penetration. I’m some extreme cases a quadruple shoe horn has been reported which involves using a friends thumbs in addition to yours to penetrate.

Jason was so drunk the other night and couldn’t get hard. He had to use a double shoe horn to have sex with that chick.

by Tigherking May 4, 2021