Hulu Hoops

(hoo loo hupes) - noun - the ads, sign up process, and/or terrible navigation page that you have to jump through to finally get to your show.

"Man, I can't believe all these Hulu Hoops before my show even starts! None of these ads are relevant to me! I just want Modern Family, please... Hulu..."

by MisterPenguin August 27, 2015

hoop soup

The mixture of unwiped shite from the arse with arse sweat.

Fuck me its hot today, my arse crack is swimming in hoop soup

by kev BROWN October 21, 2018

rally go hoops

Delhi Belly; traveler's diarrhea. When one can't leave the toilet dor more than 2 minutes.

The hot tamale off the street cart gave him the rally go hoops.

by ScotCanAm May 4, 2018

the hoop state

Kansas
Kansas is the hoop state and has the best hoopers

Gradey Dick is from the hoop state

by eason.no.nash. April 4, 2022

Let’s Hoop

To want shoot or kill your opponent In a deadly manner . Commonly used by the YN’s and younger youth .

“ Drop addy and let’s hoop then “

by TrapLanguage April 25, 2025

static hoop

When about to engage in anal sex - preferably in the standing or kneeling position, one person rubs his feet on the carpet to gather some static electricity.

When the physical contact is made onto the anus, there will be the initial shock of penetration AND an electrical shock from the static electricity.

Anita: I'm gonna do anal tonight with my boyfriend
Jennifer: Make sure you're not on the carpet when you do it or else you'll get static hoop.

by betsandbits February 19, 2012

grizzly man hoop

An incredibly hairy male ass hole

Fuck me thats one grizzly man hoop

by GhostPooper98 October 21, 2020