by black nigger balls November 15, 2021
a person who can't grow a mustache very well and it doesn't connect in the center unlike hitler's mustache
by slouvbry stouvre June 29, 2006
When a girl is giving you fellatio, and you put her in a leg lock so she begins to choke on your penis. While stuck, you take two fingers and smear poop on her upper lip, giving her a Hitler moustache. When you release her she will be wheezing on the ground with said moustache, and will have received the Asthmatic-Hitler.
Steve: Yo I'm pretty sure I'm going to jail
David: For what?
Steve: I gave that girl the asthmatic-hitler and she died
David: Sucks man..
David: For what?
Steve: I gave that girl the asthmatic-hitler and she died
David: Sucks man..
by Normal dude 44 February 21, 2011
One of the many styles available to choose from in the art of pubic hair design.
The Hitler mustache involves shaving the pubic hair from either side, and the area directly above the genitalia, leaving a thin strip which quite looks like Der Fuehrer's preferred brand of whiskers.
The Hitler mustache involves shaving the pubic hair from either side, and the area directly above the genitalia, leaving a thin strip which quite looks like Der Fuehrer's preferred brand of whiskers.
To spice up her marriage, Jean shaved her pussy hair into a Hitler mustache.
Rabbi Kawolski was quite offended when the centerfold had a Hitler mustache.
Rabbi Kawolski was quite offended when the centerfold had a Hitler mustache.
by Trunkbutt April 24, 2003
When Germany declared war on America after Pearl Harbor, Hitler made a best saying that his hitler Youth would defeat the Americans who have been brought up in the Boy Scouts -History Channel
by army_azn January 27, 2005
Hitler has strangely become an Internet sensation of sorts. He mocks LeBron James for leaving the Cleveland Cavaliers and scoff's at Susan Boyle for not winning Britain’s Got Talent. “Hipster Hitler" turns the most evil human being in history into a caricature, allowing all of us to step back for a moment and laugh at someone we truly despise.
(Credit to The Jail Break. C O M)
(Credit to The Jail Break. C O M)
Bro 1: "Does that alt-bro have an ironic mustache AND a "I Heart Juice" t-shirt on?"
Bro 2: "WTF!"
Bro 1: "SNAP. Hipster Hitler!"
Bro 2: "Well, he was the original hipster bitch."
Bro 2: "WTF!"
Bro 1: "SNAP. Hipster Hitler!"
Bro 2: "Well, he was the original hipster bitch."
by nickrrrad September 03, 2010
When somebody tries to control every aspect of your life and watches everything you do, basically takes over your life like Hitler tried to do to the world.
by mvsfinest March 11, 2014