ABC 123 plz help me

Learning

The definition of ABC 123 plz help me is a phrase used for stress when learning.

by Mighty boi May 10, 2019

the help

A term that naive hoity toity white bread yuppies that had silver spoons in their mouth (Born with rich parents) use to describe anyone that actually has to work and make their own living such as waitresses, maids, anything in the service industry, etc... It's meant to be a condescending insult toward them behind their back, but actually only insults the person saying it, because they are just affirming that the only reason they have what they have is because it was handed to them and they never had to even worry about making their own living. The people that use this term usually boast an intelligence level of about equal to a box of hammers. See: Paris Hilton

Two yuppies in an office having a conversation about spilled coffee...

Girl 1: Ugh, I just spilled my coffee...(probably from starbux)
Girl 2: Hunny, just the help clean it up (sneering laugh, and in a condescending tone)

by Jack Bell III January 12, 2008

get some help

What you say to a crazy person

Phytriatic inmate: I want to fuck a goat sideways

Me: get some help

by Deltatangofoxtrot February 19, 2018

Useless Help

n: Useless help is when you have a problem (usually computor/xbox/ps3/etc based) and you find a forum, download, or manual telling you how to fix it. Then, the dowload, forum, or manual fails to fix your problem.

FORUM:

You- Well, I already tried (x) but it didn't work.

noob- Well, try (x)
You- UGH I DID THAT noob!

DOWNLOAD:
Hmm this software looks useful.
(After an hour..)
Crap, I already had that!

MANUAL:
You- It says (x)... Well, I did that, so how about advanced help?
(After 5 minutes to find that shit...)
Damnit, it says the same thing!
{In all cases, you have been given Useless Help}

by LordAflak September 9, 2010

critical help

when a person is not human and can be seen and heard doing things that makes you fucking triggered and cringe until you want to find a gun and shoo either them or yourself to relieve this symptom.

This guy needs 'critical help' because he's wanking to mlp

by Creepes November 14, 2017

ball help

what to say when your ball rolls away while playing a sport and you ask someone for “ball help” to pass it back.

paul: yo chris ball help
chris: yah bro i got you

by mannyb_b June 7, 2020

Crescendo HELP International

The school where ipad kids are made, xmm and lalazai spawning zone.
Toilets are vaping areas and classes are sleeping time

person 1: where you study ah?
person 2:crescendo HELP international-
person 1: ohh that school with the xmm and lalazai?

by 🥯 August 25, 2021