townsend harris

a high school in Flushing, Queens where the best students in the city go. Mostly Asians, but there are some others. Once the students get there, they are bombarded by homework and classwork and collaterals that take forever to complete. Even in 9th grade they are given college textbooks to read and expected to do insane amounts of work. Mostly girls. Better than stuyvesant or bronx science.

Side effects of going to thhs: insomnia, spinal problems, burned out brain, and insanity from stress.

*phone rings*

Friend: Hey Amanda, hows it going

Harrisite: Can't, gotta, study, TEST!!!!

*hangs up phone*

(The average social life of a townsend harris student)

by Actual Harrisite December 26, 2011

dirty harry

The first, lone, psychotic cop on the edge. Known for his large collars, gigantic tie knots, sportcoats with elbow pads, and his big-ass .44 cannon. Freud suspects that the .44 cannon is compensation. The only man alive who can fire 30 shots out of a six shot revolver without reloading. Also known for his amazing ability to take on large groups of armed men (sometimes with automatic weapons) without dying. Can also kill six people before breakfast, smoke a cigarette afterwards, and be fit for duty again.

Dirty Harry just shot somebody again!

by Sergio Valente June 26, 2003

harry pianus

A man with a most unfortunate name (google him).

"Hey dude, this guy has the wort name ever *snicker*"
"Uhhhhh."
"his name is 'Harry Pianus'"
"Wtf! Is that a joke?"

by Rididdles December 16, 2006

Harry Styles

A one hell of a sixteen year old sexy beast that needs to get into my bed, right now. I'm not even kidding. Girls go wild for him, etc etc.

*OMG HARRY STYLES, GET IN MY BED!!*

by I'mAwesomeEndOf January 1, 2011

Harry Whittington

A 78 year old lawyer from Texas who was shot by Vice President Dick Cheney on February 11, 2006 while the two were out hunting for quail.

Harry Whittington is living proof that Dick Cheney is a hunting accident waiting to happen, and that Cheney has no idea what hunter safety is all about.

by jesster79 February 24, 2006

Harry Magdalene

the act of rubbing a woman's feet with one's beard.

*This is not to be confused with the male-on-male version, the "Dirty Harry Magdalene."

Josh told me that Sarah had cute feet so he gave her a Harry Magdalene.

by Joshua Longsack December 24, 2013

The Harry Syndrome

This is when an IT Desktop Engineer has a mental breakdown with chronic and unresolved grief caused by an over-demanding customer with an accent.

"oh maaaaaaan I think I got The Harry Syndrome cause i am so tired of creating a batch file that would sort a customer's David Hassellhoff CD and DVD collection"

by Geek_Chic February 13, 2008