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Pearl Harbor

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face while she is either passed out or sleeping, then waking her up and running away. Thus completing the surprise attack.
Dood, I just gave that girl a pearl harbor!!!
by Dannibal the Cannibal February 23, 2004
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Pearl Harbor

A blow job, usually referred to in a joke between friends. i.e. Wanna play Pearl Harbor? It's where I lay down and you blow the hell outta me!
We went into the back room and played Pearl Harbor.
by Requiem2005 June 28, 2004
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Pearl Harbour

1:think the japs regret bombing pearl harbour after we dropped a couple big-ass bombs on them?
2:guess so...
by Lemon Cracker February 9, 2008
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Pearl Harbour

When it is a little cold outside. Hence: a nip in the air.
You might need your jacket. The weather's a bit pearl harbour this morning.
by Monstrousbaby April 3, 2009
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Pearl Harbored

While having sex with a woman the man plans in advance to cum inside a woman and not say anything. Like the Japanese; he plans to cum, he knows he is about to cum, cums, and after he came he starts a WAR!
Andrew: yo bro how did you get that black eye?
Brian: I Pearl Harbored Michelle last night, she was so pissed she threw a bottle and hit me right in the eye.

Andrew: understandable but worth it.
by g-man14 July 18, 2011
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Pearl Harbor

The sexual act whereby you fuck her in the ass when she's asleep.
by OhNoNotMyRealName June 16, 2011
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Pearl Harbored

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Kind of like being punk'd, only by a bunch of humorless rich white old guys with some kind of sinister geopolitical master plan.

Term reffers to the Machiavellian bait-and-switch game played by the Bush neocons whereby the 9/11 attacks were linked to Iraq.

The term 'Pearl Harbored' itself alludes to a comment made by the neocon think-tank PNAC in their manifesto 'Rebuilding America's Defenses', which suggests that nothing less than "A new Pearl Harbor" would be nessecary to garner support for any further actions in Iraq.

This was written well before the tragic events of 9/11.

Author's note: I'm not accusing the Bush administration of actually carrying out 9/11 to establish a pretext for war that the public would support. I merely think this is a very chilling coincidence.
"The PNAC website should be required reading for all Americans who supported the war, so they can learn how they got totally Pearl Harbored"

"Duuude, you still think things are going great in Iraq?
You got totally Pearl Harbored by those PNAC fuckers"
by Dovetchka December 23, 2005
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