Definitions by Monstrousbaby

Country and Wesson

A new genre of music combining the lonely misery of Country and Western with the glamourisation of violence associated with Gangster Rap.

Country & Western + Smith and Wesson = Country and Wesson!

'Yo, homes! That new Country and Wesson shit is dope!'

Oh, my baby left me and now I'm blue... so I became a mutha fuckin G and popped a cap in her ass.

Country and Wesson by monstrousbaby June 22, 2012

Acquired Hates 

Like 'acquired taste', Acquired Hates is where you may initially like something, only to then realise after a fashion that it is, in actual fact, completely shit.

The feeling of utter, childlike embarrassment when reminded of your previous love of that thing is without compare.

I give you:

Franz Ferdinand are such Acquired Hates. I used to think they were cool, but now I would rather kill a baby than listen to them ever again.

Acquired Hates by monstrousbaby November 15, 2011

Pearl Harbour 

When it is a little cold outside. Hence: a nip in the air.

You might need your jacket. The weather's a bit pearl harbour this morning.

Pearl Harbour by Monstrousbaby April 3, 2009