hadex

To Have sexxx

Me nd john hadex last night...I never knew such a little guy had so much to give!!

by xxxlizxxx March 5, 2009

my ass handed to me

It Means Geeting Beated Very Hard

Joe : I'll Beat the hell out of those assholes but if I do I'll get my ass handed to me

by Shady99 May 6, 2014

handel

A graffitit artists monicur

"ay you wright , wus ur handel"

by AXCES January 5, 2008

Double Handed Double TF

Double Handed Double TF's, short for Double Handed Double Thumb Fuck's, involve the process of cupping the hands around the penis and clasping the fingers together while forming an artificial vagina using the two thumbs around either side of the cock.

I'm gonna go drop a monster load in my mums mouth from a Double Handed Double TF

by Nick Meecham November 9, 2007

Left-Handed

(Adj.) one who is capable of only sucking the left nut.

Helen Keller was left-handed, only capable of sucking the left but.

by torteela_boi November 13, 2017

Handnex

This is simply the act of using your hand as a kleenex during awkward times where any kind of tissue/toilet paper/paper towel/gum wrapper is nowhere to be found. The handsnot is then wiped on something else, usually one's sock.

Man, I had a cold last weekend at Bertha's parents' cottage and pulled a handnex right in front of her grandmother. She handed me a used maxi to wipe it on, what a saint.

by Langebone June 9, 2009

Handelo

Handelo is the Spanish version of "handel", meaning you just took care of business or you need to take care of your business.

I.E.

Person 1- I need to go spit some game at this girl!

Person 2- Handelo!

by Jose Luis sin censura January 13, 2011