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Hoser Poser

You are hip, live in the city, you go to all the cool shows, wear plaid shirts, ripped jeans, oversize coats and insist on drinking the cheapest shit beer you can find. Yes your cloths may be from a thrift store but not out of necessity, the toque that never leaves your unwashed head is a fashion accessory and that smell, well that you can't fake.
You're not from small town Canada you HOSER POSER!
by smilygrl December 7, 2009
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Hosen

A word that describes something awesome, typically synonymous with party. Originated in party circles somewhere in North America, exact party or even location is unkown. Could also be used as noun to describe a hoe that is the ideal hoe, such as one that is really hot and gives it up.
That party last night was hosen!
by PartyGirl69 April 26, 2013
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Hostess

The hot bitch at the front of a restaurant that asks you how many people in your party?
Hey Jessica can you come in and hostess tonight??
by Manager 1012 January 8, 2020
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Hoss

Alternative forms: hawss
Etymology: Variant of horse.
Noun: hoss (countable and uncountable, plural hosses)

1.(Southern US, slang) Pronunciation spelling of horse.
2.(Southern US, slang) A big, strong and respected or dependable person, usually a man; one who is large like a horse.
3.(Southern US, slang, often capitalized) Term of address for a man.
4.(Northwestern US, slang) A car.

Synonyms:
(man): Cy-dogg, dude, man, brother, guy, bub, homie, boss, friend.

Gained in popularity as a term of endearment, brotherhood or respect, after the hit NBC TV show “Bonanza” a western series that ran from September 12, 1959 to January 16, 1973.

Dan Blocker – Eric "Hoss" Cartwright a featured character of a dull witted gregarious large man with a kind and gentle demeanor, who was friendly towards everyone i.e. a Gentle Giant.
What up, Hoss? How’s it going?”

“Good to see you Hoss, it’s been a minute.”
by Cy-dogg December 29, 2020
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conversation hostage

1) someone who is trapped in a conversation against their will. often they will try to change the subject, but no matter how many times they do, the conversation always moves back to the original subject. Sometimes, it is avoidable, but there are many scenarios where one cannot escape - eg, in college/school where one is sat at the same desk as a conversation jailer.

2) to hold someone conversation hostage
1) Jemma was forced to listen to Daisy talk about her dad and Burger King for an hour because she had no means of escape. Boy did she get held conversation hostage!

2) man, that Daisy held Jemma conversation hostage for an hour talking about Burger King! She's such a conversation jailer!
by TheRealNou June 14, 2007
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rubber hosing

1920's slang for the act of using heroine.
My grandma told me that back in the day, her and her girlfriends would rubber hosing behind the bowling alley, and get really fucked up.
by Bip Bip Daniels February 22, 2011
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Jaden Hossler

The hottest person to ever walk Earth. Who is married to me
Oh my gosh Jaden Hossler is my new husband
by annabardeen May 25, 2020
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