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An unusually long hair ( no shorter than 7 cm), generally found when cleaning your crack in the shower, that has hitched a ride in your taintal area all day.
These hairs can be identified by the strange feeling they give when snagged (by toilet paper, a washcloth, or bare hand) from behind that extends beyond the scrotum due to their entanglement in the pubic area. They are sometimes accompanied by lint, peanuts, or other foreign matter it has picked up in the intersection or around the anus.
Hitchhikehairs can cause minor panic and/or confusion in males mistaking them for a really long ass hair.
They are easily spotted by most females due to lack of butt hair.
An unusually long hair ( no shorter than 7 cm), generally found when cleaning your crack in the shower, that has hitched a ride in your taintal area all day.
These hairs can be identified by the strange feeling they give when snagged (by toilet paper, a washcloth, or bare hand) from behind that extends beyond the scrotum due to their entanglement in the pubic area. They are sometimes accompanied by lint, peanuts, or other foreign matter it has picked up in the intersection or around the anus.
Hitchhikehairs can cause minor panic and/or confusion in males mistaking them for a really long ass hair.
They are easily spotted by most females due to lack of butt hair.
Fed up with all the hitchhikehairs, Alan cleaned the lint traps and shaved his wife's head while she slept.
by NFYRx November 5, 2009
Get the hitchhikehair mug.The act of gaping a partner's rectum with the thumbs before sodomy, and thereby "looking down the dirt road for a ride."
With her strap on firmly in place, she started with a hitchhiker to loosen him up before the pegging proper began.
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Get the hotch mug.a secret way known by all noobs that have ever hitch hiked to the place where they are going because they are cheap or there car broke down. The definition is explained by Mr. George Carlin in Jay and Silent Bob strike back. explains ways to get rides from people and to become a better hitch hiker.. Simply take a load in the mouth for a free ride.
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