Trojan Horse

A virus-like program that pretends to be something else in order to get into the system.

From _The Iliad_, by famous dead poet Homer, when the Ithacans gained victory by hiding in a huge wood horse so they could get into Troy.

The Trojans were not in the gifted program at warfare school.

by Larstait November 6, 2003

rocking horse shit

Something so rare as to be non-existent.

He told the truth? That's rarer than rocking horse shit!

by Finbarthebad June 5, 2007

ride a white horse

To sniff cocaine

She went to ride a white horse, don't wait up.

by Le_ska July 2, 2008

Horsecunt

a freakishly dirty and gaped cunt or a complete or total douchbag, popularized by Sir Rah Shid.

God that kids a Horsecunt

by Prohetofdoom August 28, 2010

Horse Cock

A higher class of curse word, used only by intellectuals. A phrase used only when something really crappy has just happened, so you know to treat the situation with the up most urgency. If one utters, “horse cock” you know that they got screwed out of nowhere.

Dude, I just dropped my phone. Horse cock... My screen is cracked!

by CaptainPlank12 September 10, 2020

Hoarders

Hoarders: A TV show you casually turn on when your parents ask you to clean your room.

Mother: Ralph, your room looks like a tornado went through it!

Ralph: *flips to Hoarders episode*

Mother: Oh my word! Well, Ralph, I suppose I ought to be thanking my lucky stars you room doesn't look like THAT.

by luvmycozy August 11, 2012

Icy Cool Horse

Coined back in 1994 by the popular band ICP and their cult followers, juggalos. Refers to the act of sticking a popsicle into a horse ass and sticking your dick in after it melts. Later performed on Tom Green Live

Man I went down to the farm and pulled an Icy Cool Horse

by raykkkkk May 5, 2009