1.Someone who stares at something
2.According to popular wisdom, Cleopatra's nickname becaase of her well-honed fellatio skills
3.A hole whose perimeter is stretched past the point of elasticity
2.According to popular wisdom, Cleopatra's nickname becaase of her well-honed fellatio skills
3.A hole whose perimeter is stretched past the point of elasticity
1.Stop gaping at my breasts, James!
2.Why yer grinning Mark Anthony, another date with el gaper?
3.Look at gaper on that stripper, put a twenty in there!
2.Why yer grinning Mark Anthony, another date with el gaper?
3.Look at gaper on that stripper, put a twenty in there!
by Grecho May 13, 2005
Get the gaper mug.A delectable combination of iced tea and potato chips which is used to fatten up retards in Schuylkill County. Guers and chippy serves a dual purpose, as it also manages to quiet down tubby mongoloids before their mid-afternoon nap.
Recipe:
Part 1.
Making of the Guers
Guers Iced Tea, AKA "nectar of the Nummy", is a particularly noxious concoction brewed by Schuylkill County troglodytes. It is the favorite beverage of the local retard constituent. Be this as it may, you can save a few pennies of your housecleaning money by substituting "name-brand" Guers with generic powdered iced tea diluted in water. Mix said concoction in an old, empty Guers bottle. You can find said container amongst the refuse of your wealthier neighbors. The retard will never know that what he is drooling onto his Spider-Man sweatshirt is, in actuality, imitation Guers.
2. Preparation of Chippy
Waddle your portly self down to the nearest Boyer's. Purchase one large bag of regular, unruffled Lay's Potato Chips. Give to Nummy along with the imitation Guers.
One of the most confounding things about this "culinary masterpiece" is that, after trying so hard to save eight cents by using powdered iced tea, a bag of name-brand chippy are used, as opposed to generic. This can only be attributed to what is called "Schuylkill mentality".
Recipe:
Part 1.
Making of the Guers
Guers Iced Tea, AKA "nectar of the Nummy", is a particularly noxious concoction brewed by Schuylkill County troglodytes. It is the favorite beverage of the local retard constituent. Be this as it may, you can save a few pennies of your housecleaning money by substituting "name-brand" Guers with generic powdered iced tea diluted in water. Mix said concoction in an old, empty Guers bottle. You can find said container amongst the refuse of your wealthier neighbors. The retard will never know that what he is drooling onto his Spider-Man sweatshirt is, in actuality, imitation Guers.
2. Preparation of Chippy
Waddle your portly self down to the nearest Boyer's. Purchase one large bag of regular, unruffled Lay's Potato Chips. Give to Nummy along with the imitation Guers.
One of the most confounding things about this "culinary masterpiece" is that, after trying so hard to save eight cents by using powdered iced tea, a bag of name-brand chippy are used, as opposed to generic. This can only be attributed to what is called "Schuylkill mentality".
Thelma: "Bily! Come get your Guers and chippy!"
Bily: "RAAAA!!!"
Junior: "Hwy doughs NOT leave SNOT on my couch today, Bilhwy!"
Lucy: Scratches asshole on carpet
Bily: "RAAAA!!!"
Junior: "Hwy doughs NOT leave SNOT on my couch today, Bilhwy!"
Lucy: Scratches asshole on carpet
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Guerrilla style is getting goods/services with unconventional methods.
Cutting in line is a simple guerrilla style move, yet you have to do it in a mather that other people won't object and/or don't notice.
A other common guerrilla style move is that you asumme you already paid for the goods by forhand. So they give you the goods they maybe doubt if you paid for it, then you give them a big smill and say thank you and walk off with your free goods.
Cutting in line is a simple guerrilla style move, yet you have to do it in a mather that other people won't object and/or don't notice.
A other common guerrilla style move is that you asumme you already paid for the goods by forhand. So they give you the goods they maybe doubt if you paid for it, then you give them a big smill and say thank you and walk off with your free goods.
Tom: Why are you spilling your drink all over the place.
Jonh: Oh crap, well i got that beer Guerrilla style anyway.
"Lets get some guerrilla style food"
Jonh: Oh crap, well i got that beer Guerrilla style anyway.
"Lets get some guerrilla style food"
by NelisN February 25, 2008
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Used (mainly) to describe the state of drug users after a few too many lines/pills/tabs/hits or combination thereof. Once a person's lower jaw takes on a mind of it's own, seeking only to meet with their eyebrows and beyond, they're Guernsey. That being said, Guernsey is so much more than a word for gurning.
It may also used to describe when something goes badly wrong and variations of this word are perfectly acceptable. For example, please feel free to add an -ing to make a handy verb for any occasion.
Guernsey is also one of the Channel Islands, which is just fine by us.
Used (mainly) to describe the state of drug users after a few too many lines/pills/tabs/hits or combination thereof. Once a person's lower jaw takes on a mind of it's own, seeking only to meet with their eyebrows and beyond, they're Guernsey. That being said, Guernsey is so much more than a word for gurning.
It may also used to describe when something goes badly wrong and variations of this word are perfectly acceptable. For example, please feel free to add an -ing to make a handy verb for any occasion.
Guernsey is also one of the Channel Islands, which is just fine by us.
1. I took so many E's last night, can't remember much but I got really Guernsey.
2. The aircraft pilot came in too steep for landing and for a minute things were all Guernsey.
3. That ice-cream man is really Guernseying my ice-cream, he should be fired.
2. The aircraft pilot came in too steep for landing and for a minute things were all Guernsey.
3. That ice-cream man is really Guernseying my ice-cream, he should be fired.
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2. "Did you see that Gaper? She's wearing a dead animal on her boots."
3. "Yeah, he was a Gaper, he had a Texan accent."
2. "Did you see that Gaper? She's wearing a dead animal on her boots."
3. "Yeah, he was a Gaper, he had a Texan accent."
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