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guido

A guy either Italian, or looks Italian; activities are gettin there swell on, tan on, and drinking. Simple as that, usually with popped colours in their Euro designer clothes. Fans of protein shakes, powerbars, muscle milk and other legal steroids
Go to youtube.com and type in my new haircut, he is a guido
by XxOWEN34xX February 29, 2008
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guido brownies

The absolute very best brownies ever made by the most amazing whores you will ever meet! They have super fantastic guido powers that will brighten up anyones day! They have to be specifically made by a Guido, and a Guido only, or they are considered to be non-authentic.
Have you tried those Guido brownies?!?!! They are the BEST.(:
by guidaly December 28, 2009
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gimongerous

Massivly giant, large
Damn! Her ass is gimongerous.
by anfdreamgirl September 1, 2007
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Guitongue

The recital of guitar solos using naught but sounds made by the tongue
didly do didly do do (high pitched) - That was some wicked-arse guitongue solo!!!
by motorhead87 February 10, 2009
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glimour

A catholic school in ohio, that probably is the worst school on the face of the earth. They recruit heavily but still can't win any championships, they also try to get washed up college a pro coaches to come coach. The girls aren't how and the guys only want dick. They make fun of University school because they can't compete on the same level. Also everyone is a poser and act ghetto even though most kids have cars before they can drive. Maybe 3 kids per class are not complete douche bags and become something. If someone tries to get you to go, tell them you would rather eat out Hilary Clinton.
"Haha look at that loser trying to play hockey"
"Glimour would recruit them"
by Tapout94 August 27, 2009
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guido-goo

Pick up some gravy on the way home, I'm in the mood for some guido-goo.
by Guigfu February 14, 2010
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guidovic

A multicellular organism that spreads through your cyberlife presenting symptoms of pain and irritation similar to a bad rash. Like a cyber version of a guidouche which is a pussie/douchebag combo.
That guys is all over my facebook wall like a guidovic
by dbbshr June 24, 2010
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