German Lopez

A smarmy little dipshit who speaks out of turn regarding topics about which he has no information.

The German Lopez is known to post large quantities of inane chatter on internet message forums.
See also: wanker

by Dilapidated Quadriped March 3, 2004

German Sandwich

Three men, connected crotch to butt.

Wow, De Sade was really into the German Sandwich, huh?

by Paraclete September 11, 2010

german steam roller

a girl lays down on her back, as you squat over her chest you take a huge shit! when finished sit in it and rock back and forth.

dude i gave my girl a german steam roller lastnight it stunk so bad!

by MR.22 February 22, 2010

Nazi Germany

The time from 1933 to 1945 when Hitler and the Nazis controlled Germany. The Nazis were very racist towards Jews and removed their rights, which is why many people left Germany during that time.

My grandparents left Nazi Germany before World War II broke out.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Dirty German

n. A "moustache" given to another person by applying moustache wax to a finger in secret, then dragging the waxed finger across the person's upper lip. See: Dirty Sanchez

"I like the way your moustache smells." "Do you want a Dirty German?"

by Helmut Kohl July 3, 2007

germanism

A living thing similiar to an organism. Germanisms usually have blonde hair, blue eyes, and moody personalities. Most germanisms live in or are descended from the country of Germany.

Human: Are you an organism?

Germanism: No, I'm a Germanism.

by Arjan912 June 28, 2009

German hello

The act of one male surreptitiously cupping or tickling the testicles of another male when hugging hello, generally without the receiver's prior knowledge.
Also known as the "Deutsch hallo".

"Hallo Heinrich"
"Hallo Jan"
*German hello*
"Oh Jan! You just tickled my balls!"

by guttingfish September 29, 2011