gooche

The space between ones genitals and ones poo pot.

This one time, i wiped my ass the wrong way and all this shit got smeared on my gooche! it sucked!

by joshman October 3, 2003

Gloosh

1. a splashing of viscuous material at high speed.
2. to vomit.
3. a particularly powerful ejaculation.

1. When I threw the jell-o, it gloshed on the wall
2. I gloshed in the parking lot at MacDonalds.
3. When I jacked off, I glooshed so hard it hit the ceiling!

by BinaryBitch0100 May 13, 2005

gobshite

An insult, used to describe someone who speaks vacuously or irritatingly....(verbal diarrhoea).

shut it you fuckin' gobshite

by sam-j September 14, 2007

Gooch Gobbler

A person who takes enjoyment in feasting on the area between the scrotal sack and the asshole aka the gooch

A person who is generally just an annoyance and a huge dick to everyone around them
(Can also be used as an adjective)

The name of an amazing mud-volleyball team

Hank: Hey Rob, what's one of your favorite things to do?
Rob: Oh I love to nibble on the area between your balls and asshole
Hank: Wow, you're such a gooch gobbler

That bitch-ass dude at the bar was being such a gooch gobbler
(You're such a gooch gobbling twat waffle!)

We are the Gooch Gobblers and we are the best!

by mtc25 January 12, 2009

Gooch bag

a middle aged woman from oxford

hey chris your mum is such a gooch bag

by kingo-witney January 15, 2009

gooch glazer

1. A male who ejaculates onto another males gooch.

2. A person who enjoys the act of putting their mouth on a male's gooch.

3. Used as a derogatory term.

1. Dude. Why did David let Rlo cum on his gooch.

2. Erica's a freak dude. She just kept moving down til she was kissin my gooch.

3. Jesse's such a gooch glazer. He couldn't get a girl if he drugged her.

by dball September 15, 2007

gooch flavored shitsicle

just another awesome insult when "bitch" and "asshole" just wont work.

Shut the hell up you gooch flavored shitsicle

by josh klayburn June 17, 2008