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due Google diligence

Like due diligence, using Google. Due Google diligence should always be done before asking questions in a public forum. Otherwise, people may reply with "Just Google it" or links to lmgtfy.com.

"Due diligence" is a legal expression that means making the effort, in terms of research and investigation, to meet the expected (due) level of "care and caution" before entering into a legal agreement with a person or company.

When you have a problem or a question, "due Google diligence" means using Google to search for relevant keywords to find the solution before asking the question in a public forum and wasting everyone's time by asking a question that has been answered many times before.
Poster: Hi, I need help with xxxx. I've done due Google diligence and I couldn't find a solution to my problem.
by KrisBlueNZ April 8, 2013
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Don goofed

When you make a silly mistake or accident commonly used when your playing video games and you make a stupid mistake.
In a group game and you misclick resulting on the whole game to be throw off.
You: aw crap guys I don goofed sorry
Group: dammit carl!
by Ms.V June 29, 2016
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search google or type a url

the phase we have all been through when we are bored and realising how boring we are
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According to Google

Phrase used in response to a random question which could have been easily answered by simply Googling it. Usually after a few quick taps on your phone.

A more polite form of JFGI, but with the same message.
him: I wonder what Zeitgeist means?
her: According to Google, Zeitgeist means "the spirit of the times". And here are the top ten topics searched for last year...
by allterrain October 6, 2013
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looks up Google Hammer

WHY THE F*** WOULD YOU DO THAT?
"Hey man check out Google Hammer. It's soooo much better than Normal Google"

"Yeah, Sure man"

looks up Google Hammer

"Eww man that's disgusting!"

"Lol"
by TribalH March 20, 2016
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Hop on Google Slides

A term used by obese fat little children who want to do some sort of school project, but procrastinated to the last minute. The little kids usually forget that they exist and usually hop on google slides. They show some sort of Schizophrenia symptoms, and tend to have rough gay sex with their monitors.
William: "Hey Tarquinius, want to hop on google slides?"
Tarquinius: "Yeah sure, give me a minute."
William: "Wait - I forgot to tell you, I don't exist. Don't take your meds."
by Ulty May 3, 2022
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Things you should never google

Things that most people Google anyway, or find comment that explains all these things and you realize why you shouldn't Google them or Google them and stay scared for life
Video: these are things you should never google
Me: Google it anyway
Me 10 minutes later: I SHOULDN'T DONE THAT
by Legend 18 12 October 21, 2023
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