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goober

by sjdndn August 13, 2023
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goober

Normally seen as a generally hot man. A type of man to get all the gross, stinky, yucky, icky, and smelly women and none of the cute boys :sad_face:. Type of man to continuously love someone, even though that someone consistently cheats on goober with his daughter.
Poor goober, Hope he’s doing alr.”
by GOOBPUNK October 4, 2021
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Goober

A person who is insanely crusty and will absolutely ruin your time by just being an absolute shit stain of a person🍆💦
Person:1 Hey that guy over there is a fucking Goober
Person:2 yeah let’s go beat his ass
by Gabagool<€ July 3, 2024
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goober snorkel

someone who snorkels goobers
Berlin Green is a goober snorkel.
by jA_mes July 8, 2011
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Goober

me
I am goober
by therealgoober June 1, 2023
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goober

by sjdndn August 13, 2023
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goober juice

When someone does something ridiculous, silly, or dumb, the drink they had immediately before is named responsible for this.
"He tripped over air, that must be goober juice he's got in that bottle."

"Dude, are you on goober juice or something? Your class is downstairs!"
by the simplest dook June 27, 2024
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