Intense guitaring

To place the top part of the guitar into the woman's vagina, once it slides in, strum the strings hard while flipping your hair back and forth like you're in a metal concert and then wait for juices to cover your guitar before starting your solo. Once solo is completed use the guitar and destroy it like metal guitar soloist.

Oh man, my guitar strings snapped cause I tried intense guitaring last night.

by Ehcoenfiwncjaf April 18, 2017

Air Guitar

A procedure in which people imitate a guitar - playing situation (with no actual guitar) to a popular song which makes them look retarded beyond all recognition. usually most common with guys who are into metal/rock music and have no friends.

"He was playing the Air Guitar again." - Guy1
"God Dammit!" - Guy2

by Javvino October 10, 2014

guitar hero

the worst thing to happen to pop culture since menudo.

guitar hero sucks!!!

by kewl dude February 12, 2007

guitar blowjob

when a girl gives a guy a blowjob while he tries to concentrate on playing guitar

she gave me a Guitar Blowjob last ngiht, i could not concentrate

by ChickenButt February 11, 2008

air guitar

1. The act of pretending to play the guitar using only hands and the surrounding air.

2. Masturbation.

1. I can play some mad air guitar!

2. Kid 1: She totally didn't put out.
Kid 2: No worries, just go home and play some air guitar.

by Bobbbbbbby September 13, 2006

guitar hero

1. A game that bad guitarists get good at to feel like they have achieved something in the world of guitar, (normally posted on video hosting websites by annoying little kids).

2. A popular past time for real guitarists who feel like trying something different.

Real guitarist#1: Hey John did you nail "through the fire and flames" last night!?

Real guitarist#2: yeah, ive been working on that solo for so long.

Guitar hero kid: HEY!!!, i got 754000 on that with guitar hero!!

Real guitarist#1: oh Jesus, not another one...

Real guitarist#2: Yeah, what a douchebag.

by dave3190 July 11, 2008

Guitar Diet

Eating off the 99ct tacobell menue and living in the back of a Van playing at small venues.

The guitar diet consists of:
99ct Tacobell , Mcdonalds , Wendys and Ramen Noodles red bull and cocain.

FOB , PATD , MCR , ect and other bands are on this famous diet. The guitar diet

by K.Dahl August 13, 2007