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Girl Guide position

The familar sexual position where the man stands and the woman kneels in front of him and gives him head. She is in the Girl Guide position.

As most women know and use this position, the story is that they were all taught it in the Girl Guides. In some versions, all Guides learn it routinely. In other versions the Guide is taught it in order to obtain her fellatrix attainment badge.

Of course these stories are untrue. There is no such thing as a Guide fellatrix badge. And all Girl Guides are fine, morally upstanding young women.
Jane: how do you want me? Is on my knees OK?
John: Yeh. The good old Girl Guide position is fine.
(a little later . . .)
John: That was great . . . obviously you got your fellatrix badge when you were in the Guides.
by Janey7611 May 11, 2011
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guidette

jersey shore girl named snooki. not necessarily snookie however, a guidette can also just be an italian american bitch who is too lazy to find a single guy, so she goes for taken guido
look at that guidette trying to take creig. snookies gonna shave her head.
by flomause June 20, 2010
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Guido Pride

To get or say something to make up for something you don't have.
Look at that guy. He has so much Guido pride. He has a huge truck to make up for the penis he doesn't have.
by Jak!e June 10, 2008
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Guidance counselor

A stupid bitch that you get sent to when the teacher cant deal with you opening your soda "loudly" Often after being sent to the hoe your parents get contacted for no goddamn reason. Often this person makes you suicidal and is a snake. One minute your in her office drinking tea the next shes suspending you for something you didn't do and she has no proof you did it.
Student: so we are all good this was just a misunderstanding
Guidance counselor: Yes ill call your mom just so she can " understand " what happened.

Student: Nothing happened though you even said it yourself.
Guidance counselor: leave my office im trying to work.
by myschoolisgay April 18, 2019
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Guid-Sta

a person who is part guido and part gangsta.
That kid Mike is a Guid-Sta!
by Italiasoccer1991 January 31, 2008
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Guido

A type of douche bag.

He usually has a stupid hair cut with an excessive amount of hair product. Also, he sometimes has asymmetrical muscle definition.

Wears bedazzled shirts and irons his underwear.

Some have retarded meaningless tattoos that have no artistic, creative, or meaninful merit.

And 95% of them treat women like shit and exploit them for sexual favors. The other 5% are posers and pussies.

And the real sad Guidos are the 3rd or 4th generation italians that feel as if they're full blown Italian but rather they have no connection with the Italian culture and believe that eating overlooked pasta and yelling exploitive slurs at women validates their Italian heritage.
Carl: Hey look at the douche bag with the retarded hair cut, dedazzled shirt, and meaningless tattoos.

Dave: Stupid Guido
by Sam Hidalgo December 31, 2013
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vice guide

the health cells of fun and communication in the indie and punk scene.
vice guide to sex, drugs, and rock n roll (a.k.a. the bible)
by naofn! July 13, 2006
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