funeral tourist

When people have no known connections to a deceased person but insist on attending the funeral as they do not want to miss out on a community event

"My neighbours didn't even know the bloke, but sure enough they Had to be there, the damn funeral tourists..."

"They wouldn't miss it, they are funeral tourists and have to be seen at every event, like as if it is a public spectacle or a community event."

by RatbagKiwi December 7, 2017

funeral position

When you lay down in the bottom of your closet with "wake me up" by goofy playing

I've been in a funeral position during sad hours.

by DaddyCow May 6, 2018

Fubered

Getting fucked, especially in Seattle, when an Uber drops someone off and blocks major streets.

Oh, great. I got Fubered, fucked by an Uber dropping someone off or picking them up, because they blocked an intersection or made an illegal maneuver.

by TheJenson May 17, 2018

funerific

something that looks fun

kyle: lets do water balloons!
bri: that sounds funerific

by hendmszkdoskd February 19, 2018

Fumer

Someone who seems dead set on annoying you or just persistent on making your life hell

Me fuckin ma's a proper fumer

by Dogn't November 14, 2018

Futer

Foot jam
@hine.remus

I have futer

by Nopomegranatessssss January 5, 2019

Funer

More fun that sounds dumb say funer when you want

This is way funer than read inside.
Can it get funer then this?

by Emm26elbe June 11, 2019