"Frosty the SnoWoman" is an adult Comedy (R) version of "Frosty the Snowman".......except for she melts if someone sleeps with her. Frosty the SnoWoman was created by Writer and Director: Rev. Lord Alexis Victoria Mason also know as #AlexisMason on December 20th, 2022.
As the Story goes.. a lonely stoner guy gets high and builds a Snowman and a SnoWoman one morning. That night, an angry drunk pees on the SnoWoman....causing her to come to life.....and beat the shit out of the drunk guy. As the story unfolds she finds work at a nearby strip club but practices celibacy....for if she sleeps with a man....then she melts. The lonely stoner guy eventually meets the beautiful SnoWoman and soon fall in love......
The ending can change depending on who makes the movie....
Either....They can live happily ever after through celibacy......or the lonely stoner guy can wake up next to a puddle of water one day.....
That is what is so different about this Xmas story......is the ability to have a happy or sad ending....
As the Story goes.. a lonely stoner guy gets high and builds a Snowman and a SnoWoman one morning. That night, an angry drunk pees on the SnoWoman....causing her to come to life.....and beat the shit out of the drunk guy. As the story unfolds she finds work at a nearby strip club but practices celibacy....for if she sleeps with a man....then she melts. The lonely stoner guy eventually meets the beautiful SnoWoman and soon fall in love......
The ending can change depending on who makes the movie....
Either....They can live happily ever after through celibacy......or the lonely stoner guy can wake up next to a puddle of water one day.....
That is what is so different about this Xmas story......is the ability to have a happy or sad ending....
They are making a sequel to "Frosty the SnoWoman" i wonder if she'll turn into a puddle this time.....
Frosty the SnoWoman looks like Pamela Anderson from Baywatch.....super sexy....
I'd fuck Frosty the SnoWoman.............and roll around her her puddle........maybe suck her up with a shop vac , make ice cubes out of her...and drink it down with some whisky ......while laying on a bear rug .....next to a hot fire.....
Don't fuck with Frosty the SnoWoman.....she is skilled in martial arts and weapons......she fights in stripper outfits with thick stripper heels on....Her favorite weapon is a 10 foot bull whip , nun chucks and sai .......she drinks Patron Silver Cadillac margarita up with a sugared rim.....
Frosty the SnoWoman looks like Pamela Anderson from Baywatch.....super sexy....
I'd fuck Frosty the SnoWoman.............and roll around her her puddle........maybe suck her up with a shop vac , make ice cubes out of her...and drink it down with some whisky ......while laying on a bear rug .....next to a hot fire.....
Don't fuck with Frosty the SnoWoman.....she is skilled in martial arts and weapons......she fights in stripper outfits with thick stripper heels on....Her favorite weapon is a 10 foot bull whip , nun chucks and sai .......she drinks Patron Silver Cadillac margarita up with a sugared rim.....
by #AlexisMason December 20, 2022
Get the Frosty the SnoWomanmug. When a man unleashes his sperm into a condom and then the girl freezes it ties it and then uses it too pleasure herself at a future day.
by musicalman400 October 17, 2021
Get the Frosty Stevemug. by JMDC1984 June 14, 2018
Get the A Frosty Boimug. by Dicknanagins II January 6, 2019
Get the Frosty Penguinmug. Person 1: Hey Steve how are you doing bro?
Person 2: I'm just sitting in my room watching Adventure Time and getting mad frosty at my place.
Person 1: Word...
Person 2: I'm just sitting in my room watching Adventure Time and getting mad frosty at my place.
Person 1: Word...
by Obi Wan Jacobi December 13, 2012
Get the Mad Frostymug. A person in the depths of white cider alcoholism with an inability to control their actions.
Symtoms include;
memory loss, incontinence, involuntary bowel movement & a serious case of 'the fear'
Full blown syndrome is achieved with 3litres of the tasty fizzy beverage
Symtoms include;
memory loss, incontinence, involuntary bowel movement & a serious case of 'the fear'
Full blown syndrome is achieved with 3litres of the tasty fizzy beverage
Man, I was soo in the depths of frostie syndrome last night i was given a handjob while listening to Susan Boyle
by Yesbrodude December 6, 2015
Get the Frostie Syndromemug. An STD, transmitted in gay sex, in which the male inhibitor's testicles will turn blue and will become deceptible to frost bite, and even will grow tiny icicles, which in term will result in lots of pain.
Man 1: Shit dude, I think I got frosty balloons.
Man 2: You should go to a doctor before it gets worse....
Man1: Yeah, I should.
Man 2: You should go to a doctor before it gets worse....
Man1: Yeah, I should.
by ThePubicHairManic July 3, 2016
Get the frosty balloonsmug.