flukewarm

Generally: a random, warmish temperature, usually below the desired level.

Specifically: when one orders a hot drink (e.g. in a cafe) and finds it is not hot enough and at some arbitrary, warm-ish and disappointing temperature; then one may describe this drink as flukewarm. It is a portmanteau of fluke and lukewarm.

Leonidas: Man, I am so pissed. I was really looking forward to my morning coffee

Maximus: Why, what's wrong?
Leonidas: The drink is flukewarm. Damn.

by bookkake August 29, 2016

Fluebed

Usually the dankest mf around. Dong definitely bigger than everyone elses. Can smoke like it's nobody's business. Usually the only kid that smokes in his "group".

Yo you gonna get fluebed this weekend?

Hell yea breh u already kno

by OGDankDaddy October 28, 2016

Fluse

A combination of Funk music and Blues music.

Hey man what type of music do you like?

I like jazz and Fluse

by StephenMparisi January 20, 2017

flute chute

A place for a gay man to put his flute (willy).

Ant needed to liberally grease Dec's flute chute to prevent excessive chafing.

by Welsh Wombat October 4, 2017

Flute Practice

A blowjob

Person 1: Hey where were you?
Person 2: I was at flute practice

by A_ViolaPlayer June 10, 2018

flute horn

When a Flute decides to be a French Horn, but her fellow Flute players won’t let the band director move her to the annoying brass section.

Leah: Riley will stay with us. And be a Flute Horn!

by Pink Fish December 10, 2018

Flute

A person who’s lying or spreading rumors about people

Yoooh everybody I’ve heard that Christian fucked his cousin last week (flute)

by Toxic grandpa March 3, 2019