Lazy Fish

Imagine a world were as funny as this translated Spanish nugget of knowledge pun. As used in the following joke, what did the lazy fish do, nothing, or swims.

Guy: What did the Lazy Fish do?
Other Guy: Wut?
Guy: Nothing, or swims!
Bystander: Wow that was so funny hahahahahaaa
Other Bystander: This is incredibly punny hahahahahahaahahahaa
Other Other Bystander: I agree that was very funny ha.

by Echo_ December 10, 2018

Fat fishing

Similar to cat fishing but solely when someone's online profile portrays them as being far skinnier than they actually are.

that red head from tinder the other week, was totally fat fishing me, her selfie and filter game was on point

by Drath1995 October 18, 2017

Tank Fish

A good youtuber, i recommend it to 7 year olds

Akko: wanna watch some tank fish?

person 1: yesh

by Akko Stalin October 15, 2020

Phil Fish

Fragile indie game developer, made Fez. Cancelled Fez 2 because of a Twitter argument, and rage quit the gaming industry.

Guy 1: I can't deal with this anymore, it's too much.
Guy 2: C'mon, don't pull a Phil Fish!

by SlimZaPToZ May 20, 2014

Son Of A Fish

When your about to call someone a son of a b*tch but a mature person walks by.

Person 1: Hey
Person 2: F**ked your mom last night
Person 1: Son of a...
*Person 3 walks by*
Person 1: son of a fish!

by MyPseudonyn March 14, 2015

fish mallet

Derogatory Term name or describtion for a penis.

Hey buddy what are you doing tonite
Im broke I think im gonna stay home and play with my fish mallet tonite.

by [e-mail] October 28, 2007

banana fish

"whats banana fish?" the most shitty roller coaster filled with pain and heart break that takes you flying out of your seats and throws you into a hole of despair with no hope left for the one everyone loves and then drowns you in your own tears.

"damn banana fish sounds like a painful roller coaster im never riding it" ...........oh wait......

by TheChainUser- July 29, 2021