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Flapper Fest

When you replace the valve mechanisms in all four of your townhouse's toilets, but neglect to replace the flappers, per the directions on the box. You then have to throw a Flapper Fest to remedy the problem.
Hey Wifey, let's have have a Flapper Fest tonight, so you can help me fix all the toilets I fucked up by only replacing one component!
by Uncle Willard May 12, 2015
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burrito fest

A room or party full of dudes
Sarah: did you do to James party?
Scott: yea I left it was a burrito fest.
by gummy bear queen August 1, 2015
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apple fest

When you take a large amount of apples then drill holes in each of them. Once this step is done you fuck the living shit out of each of them
Josh went to the grocery store to have an apple fest
by Kjay Shieu August 21, 2015
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Flap-Fest

The complete opposite of a sausage party. When you have a party or gathering and only girls show up.
Sarah: Damn, No guys showed up at all.

Kim: Yeah, it's a total flap-Fest.
by RainbowJohnson October 20, 2016
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Boner Fest

A gathering of people who have a hard on for feeling like they're saving the day. This festival typically takes place among the various fields of Emergency Services. Too many units respond to a scene and everyone gets a hard on and measures the size of their dicks. Talking over each other on the radio, unnecessarily calling for a life flight bird, running emergency traffic to non emergency calls, etc."

You can typically expect a Boner Fest of enormous proportions when there is a house fire, vehicle fatality, and of course the timeless unidentified liquid sitting on the side of the road in a jug. Could be piss, could be a nuclear chemical but hells bells who cares? I'm driving this fire truck out there with my dick hard as a rock until I get to the bottom of this.
"all the units are on scene and it's a damn boner fest."

"Don't tone out the fire department or it will turn into a boner Fest."
by Madam Poochaneenie June 13, 2017
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queef fest

When a herd of untamed females who have been untouched by the very hand of Buddha all gather on a cushion or vehicle of some sort and queef up to 20 times in the span of 30 minuets
My mom just got a new car let’s go have a queef fest
by Dr. Queef Cakes May 3, 2018
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sausage fest

A entire dinner of just sausage, nothing else
Bob: Hey, what's for dinner?
Bill: We are having a sausage fest. Nothing but sausage.
by MrWalrusUB January 28, 2018
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