A guy with poor hygiene and an addiction to masturbation leading to an excess of smeg bean formations under his foreskin.
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Get the Medal Farmer mug.Farmer’s lube is the act of using grease that’s usually used to lubricate farm equipment, for sexual intercourse. It isn’t exactly slick and probably won’t feel amazing but it’s a rite of passage as you can never be real farmer until you’ve done this.
Her: did you bring lube?
Him: nah I brought farmer’s glide
Her: for fucksake Jim, we’re not that poor
Him: nah I brought farmer’s glide
Her: for fucksake Jim, we’re not that poor
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It originates from the fact that Buckwheat is a crop that is extremely easy to grow in most climates and in even the poorest soil, hence requiring less skill from the farmer than more demanding crops.
Further Buckwheat is often used to condition soil for other crops, so the farmer really should be able to grow other primary crops in the conditioned soil, given that the farmer is active and skilled.
An alternate origin could be the black character in "The Little Rascals" series named Buckwheat who became synonymous with the picaninny character, attributing the characteristics of black/picaninny stereotype mixed with the word farmer to suggest that someone works with the skill and efforts of a picaninny stereotype.
It originates from the fact that Buckwheat is a crop that is extremely easy to grow in most climates and in even the poorest soil, hence requiring less skill from the farmer than more demanding crops.
Further Buckwheat is often used to condition soil for other crops, so the farmer really should be able to grow other primary crops in the conditioned soil, given that the farmer is active and skilled.
An alternate origin could be the black character in "The Little Rascals" series named Buckwheat who became synonymous with the picaninny character, attributing the characteristics of black/picaninny stereotype mixed with the word farmer to suggest that someone works with the skill and efforts of a picaninny stereotype.
by Sohave December 30, 2018
Get the Buckwheat farmer mug.A person who buys out the whole stock of tampons because they fear that they will not have enough tampons to last the winter. So to solve this problem, they buy up shelves at one time.
David: Hey Natasha, whatcha doin there?
Natasha: Nothing much, im just harvesting some tampons for the winter!
David: Oh dont tell me your a tampon farmer.
Natasha: fuck no! i aint no farmer im grown up now i have boobies the size of ur head
Natasha: Nothing much, im just harvesting some tampons for the winter!
David: Oh dont tell me your a tampon farmer.
Natasha: fuck no! i aint no farmer im grown up now i have boobies the size of ur head
by chelsea chealsea boom boom July 30, 2010
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i finally got my huuuuuuge base setup after 4 hours of grinding! (instead of playing the game)
your such a sweat farmer
your such a sweat farmer
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