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Falcon Punch

Similar to a Donkey Punch but instead you put a glove on, light it on fire, and yell "Falcon Punch!" as you punch them in the back of the head, exploding their brains to the wall.
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by Ax_v September 22, 2009
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facotch

Female genitalia.

When aroused, swells and produces a filmy, whitish lubricant.

Contains a number of nerve endings, none more senstive than the clitoris, an organ a part of the vagina that is formed from the same tissue as the head of the male penish.

Stretchable. Consequently, the wider the penis inserted, the more pleasurable for the woman. However, this is not an elastic wasteband, most women prefer a fairly broad diameter equivalent to that of a fairly thick cucumber.

Approximately six inches deep, sometimes more or less depending on the woman. The value of a long penis diminishes after 8 inches or when lacking in depth.

Exit for a baby, bitch.
It really smells a lot like facotch in here.
by RAYYYRAYY January 22, 2006
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Falcon Rimshot

A falcon Rimshot is a Percussion technique. it is a regular rimshot with unregular charicteristics.The hand come over the head at a rapid speed and flys toward the drum mostly breking the skin of the drum(and sometimes your fingers) but to use this technique takes years of practice . also one side affect may be major burns to the hands
rimshot

I hit Falcon Rimshot so hard i fell backwards.
by navy722 August 24, 2010
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Fakon

An amalgamation of the terms "fake" and "Akon" used as a nickname for R&B singer Akon during his early career. Akon was portrayed as a felon in his debut single "Locked Up" and has repeatedly claimed that he spent three years in prison. However, paperwork and interviews with prosecutors and detectives has shown that he was never convicted of any felonies, leading to accusations of Akon being a phony.
Chris: Akon be the realest dude in the R&B game.

Derrick: You're wrong, man. Fakon's never even been convicted.
by JT520 January 10, 2014
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Falcon Punch

The Falcon Punch is perfection. The Punch that sets ablaze at MACH 7 Speed as it connects withwith it's prey. Be very afraid of a Falcon Punch. Instant death on Smash Bros. at a 40% damage. Captain Falcon is the only God. Top Tier? No. God Tier.
Use of a Falcon Punch ...
When a Falcon Knee hits. Every bone in your sorry fleshy sack that you call yourself goes through immediate obliteration in 1÷Infinity seconds. Your entire body rendered worthless as it experiences the journey passing through Hell and back five times. Unable to move, you are crippled; and so He spares your soul. He has crushed you under his pinky finger because your moves simply weren't good enough. He will seek you through the 9 Hells and snuff out your soul from your useless, puny body. By now you may think yourself better off than the others who faced a similar fate, but He doesn't agree. His fist sets ablaze in a backspin as he hurdles through the fifth dimension and raises to a temperature of 3000°c before he releases his motion through his arm, connecting with your jaw at MACH 7 speed. Instantly. There is no more. You are gone. You failed to show Him your moves, and you suffered your fate. He is Falcon.
by ShreyanM April 5, 2016
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Falcon Punch

When you fist a girl and shove your dick in at the same time.
I just falcon punched my girlfriend last night.
by crucialbars June 19, 2017
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blue falcon

A Marine or other service member that thinks of himself above all other in his unit. Blue Falcon is an acronym for Buddy Fucker. Usually a Blue Falcon is the guy in a unit no one likes.
by anonymous November 17, 2004
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