2 definitions by JT520
An amalgamation of the terms "fake" and "Akon" used as a nickname for R&B singer Akon during his early career. Akon was portrayed as a felon in his debut single "Locked Up" and has repeatedly claimed that he spent three years in prison. However, paperwork and interviews with prosecutors and detectives has shown that he was never convicted of any felonies, leading to accusations of Akon being a phony.
Chris: Akon be the realest dude in the R&B game.
Derrick: You're wrong, man. Fakon's never even been convicted.
Derrick: You're wrong, man. Fakon's never even been convicted.
by JT520 January 11, 2014
When a law enforcement agency calls in whatever acronymed agencies they can (FBI, ATF, NSA, etc) in order to sway a case their way or appear to be more powerful than what they actually are.
Officer: We need to get this guy back into our custody.
Sergeant: Play alphabet soup! Call the FBI and the ATF to help us on this raid and get the NSA to spill his call records.
Sergeant: Play alphabet soup! Call the FBI and the ATF to help us on this raid and get the NSA to spill his call records.
by JT520 January 23, 2014